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myscreenname said..
Sure, but how does any government communicate that?
"Hello Australia this is the Prime Minister.
Covid has been with us for nearly 2 years. You don't need to be alarmed anymore. The vast majority of you will be fine.
If you would like to greatly reduce your chances of complications with Covid or any virus we recommend;
1. Light exercise most days
2. KFC or Maccas no more than once a month
3. Piss the alcohol off and drink some smoothies
4. Limit donut intake from 7 a day to 1 a week
5. Lose some blubber to a healthy BMI
6. Get 10-15min of sun a day to make sure you get Vitamin D
7. Take a range of Covid helpful supplements like Zinc, Quercetin, Vitamin C
8. Get a good nights sleep. Avoid flicking through tinder while you're in bed at 2am
Next go to your Dr & let them evaluate if you have any underlying health conditions. If you do, you're risks go up so your Dr will give you advice on how to overcome your condition if it is reversible. If nothing can be done, we recommend the vaccine.
Are you over 65? If you feel weak, your risks go up so we recommend the vaccine if you're worried.
Just a word of warning. We have noticed about 1 in 500 have an adverse vaccine reaction. Some
of them are serious. There is a risk involved in taking this vaccine so please stay up to date with information on this topic on our website or app. It seems to be less of a problem with people over 50.
If you're under 65 & healthy you're unlikely to need the vaccines so get on with work & pay the government taxes so we can build some more care facilities for the vulnerable.
We've decided to buy only 45 F-22 Raptors not 50 so we've saved 5 Billion. We've used the money to build bikes paths everywhere so you can ride to the shops getting your lazy asses out of the car for short trips.
We've decided to tax the crap out of junk food & the money we collect has gone into subsidising healthy food.
And finally one last thing, when you catch Covid, spray 1% iodine solution up your nose a few times a day, stay home, we'll send you a Covid pack full of treatment goodies, avoid grandma, watch the cricket and in 2 weeks when you have gained healthy natural immunity, carry on.
Cheers,
I'm off to Hawaii."