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Carantoc said..
How dare you.
If the tortoise choses to identify as a turtle why can't you'se people just respect that ?
It really is quite offensive to mis-species celestial creatures, especially when they are doing all the hard lifting holding the earth up.
Tortoises should just pull their head in (literally). Turtles are doing the evolutionary flexing... "The order testudines is a monophyletic clade containing 260 species of extant turtles, terrapins and tortoises in 13 families.
Tortoises include just a single family (Testudinidae), which is
phylogenetically embedded within the turtles. Turtles are therefore the paraphyletic group comprising the remaining 12 families (they are paraphyletic as their last common ancestor is shared with that of tortoises). Extant testudines are divided into two clades, the Cryptodira (meaning "hidden neck") and the Pleurodira (meaning "side neck"), categorised by a difference in the articulation of the cervical vertebrae. The Pleurodira, containing the 3 families of side-necked turtles, can fold their necks medio-laterally, while cryptodires - the remaining families, including the tortoises - fold their necks dorso-ventrally."
So basically that means that Turtles look down on Pcdefender, and his tortoise ilk, with great disdain.