Beach grits rundown of yesterday..
beachgrit.com/2016/12/parker-my-theoretical-outrage-problem/Highlights...
It’s a public space, no number of permits can cancel your first amendment right to free speech.
Feel like spray painting “**** the W$L” on a bed sheet and hanging out on the beach all day?
You can, they can’t stop you, and if they tried you’d most likely have a lucrative lawsuit on your hands.
You might be thinking, “Rory has a real problem with theoretical outrage.” Well, you’re absolutely correct. I live in my own head, have a tough time accepting inconsequential injustices. It’s a personal failing, probably.
And the WSL is really just giving it a shot. Tons of guys were shooting without being hassled.
It’s the equivalent of me posting a sign on my front door that says,
“By entering my home you agree to suck my dick.”Maybe I’ll get lucky and you’ll fall for it. But probably not..
And this one has always puzzled me too...
Why do people bring their surfboards to surf contests?
The beach was littered with them, vacationer wannabes, leashes wrapped tightly around tails, turning them into trip-up liabilities. The best was the guy in button-up, pocketed, shorts, boxers peaking from the top. No wax on his deck, no fins in his plugs, a jammed packed ABC store bag dangling from his other hand. He was walking back and forth on the beach. I don’t know what he was thinking
) www.worldsurfleague.com/events/2016/mqs/1536/vans-world-cup
comp should be called off