Cobra's story reminded me of a bloke we were hunting with once. Driving at night he asked us to pull over so he could take a dump. He gets back in the ute and we all cringed at the smell he's brought back with him. Asking him if he'd stepped in it he got back out to check his boots in the headlights at which time we spotted a big wet stain down his back. It was then we all realised upon lowering his coveralls he'd actually s*** in them without knowing, wiped his arse and lifted them back up and got in the ute. Needless to say he spent the rest of the trip in the tray.

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SandS said..

cobra . ......... best surfing vid ever !!!!! ive only seen the first 14 min !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

same same mate ,just goes on, but in a good way

vanders gold

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SP said..
fine line between proud an ashamed.,,

www.monsterchildren.com/34596/top-seven-secret-shames/

Hahahaha I like this thread

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vanders1 said..
Cobra's story reminded me of a bloke we were hunting with once. Driving at night he asked us to pull over so he could take a dump. He gets back in the ute and we all cringed at the smell he's brought back with him. Asking him if he'd stepped in it he got back out to check his boots in the headlights at which time we spotted a big wet stain down his back. It was then we all realised upon lowering his coveralls he'd actually s*** in them without knowing, wiped his arse and lifted them back up and got in the ute. Needless to say he spent the rest of the trip in the tray.

Now I don't like this thread

I agree Pup its a crap thread

Sounds like a job for the prez to clean up.

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vanders1 said..
Sounds like a job for the prez to clean up.

Geez I dunno champion ..... he's just posted up a pic of the latest MCT ..... Male Camel Toe

as soon as we got licences we used to disappear down the south coast as often as possible.

Even then , 1972 there was a fierce localism in the Ulladulla area.

One day after surfing Golf Course reef we came back to our car and a local had scrawled "locals Only" in turd across the windscreen and bonnet.

He must have done it very soon after we hit the water and being a hot summers day it was impossible to get off.

Only benefit was that you couldn't smell it inside the car.

I reckon some of it still stuck to that old Peugeot.

ET.

That's some good stuff there Cobra !

Vanders I feel your pain - I stepped in a nice fresh cow pooh just 2 days ago it oozed all though my toes. Yuck

Feels like such a shame to get this thread back to surfing....

Go fishing...

Now that is the Good type Shizz mate

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SP said...
Feels like such a shame to get this thread back to surfing....

Go fishing...

Epic I love a twin

Finally, green room breezer may at last have purpose in life.

Except maybe LL, he don't like that homo porn stuff

www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-33029384

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obct said...
Finally, green room breezer may at last have purpose in life.

Except maybe LL, he don't like that homo porn stuff

www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-33029384

OB,
I recall the term he used was "homo smut".
Not there's anything wrong with that

Interesting justification here

www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-12/dominque-strauss-khan-acquitted-of-pimping-charges/6543428

"I must have a sexuality which, compared to average men, is more rough. Women have the right not to like that, whether they are prostitutes or not," he said.

Single fin theory...
forum.surfer.com/index.php

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Surfing/Longboarding/We-have-a-team/?page=-2#lastpost

Better than TV

www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-25/abc-on-the-side-of-australia-mark-scott-says/6573710

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/How-much-is-too-much/

yes indeed thats a ripper - been enjoying that one

Extreme sport

Hold down and a half...

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SP said..
Extreme sport

Hold down and a half...

thats mental

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Ted the Kiwi said..
yes indeed thats a ripper - been enjoying that one

+1

www.seabreeze.com.au/Classifieds/Surfing-Longboards/~tcqp_/2013-Clearwater-Surfboards-Whalebone-10-0.aspx

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Cobra said..
www.seabreeze.com.au/Classifieds/Surfing-Longboards/~tcqp_/2013-Clearwater-Surfboards-Whalebone-10-0.aspx

Whos Mark

Hmmmm

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wavelength said..

Shaun Tomson: "It seems that artifice has replaced art. I look around at what guys are riding and there’s so much derivation replacing inspiration. I see guys riding boards that we thought were dogs back in the ’70s. It’s clearly a fashion statement."


http://www.surfermag.com/features/unconventional-wisdom-shaun-tomson/#Xb9Qk8eFp938I2q2.97

midget farrelley said the same thing to SDR...thats why hipsters make me laugh

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chrispy said..

wavelength said..

Shaun Tomson: "It seems that artifice has replaced art. I look around at what guys are riding and there’s so much derivation replacing inspiration. I see guys riding boards that we thought were dogs back in the ’70s. It’s clearly a fashion statement."


http://www.surfermag.com/features/unconventional-wisdom-shaun-tomson/#Xb9Qk8eFp938I2q2.97

midget farrelley said the same thing to SDR...thats why hipsters make me laugh

Thats true and why I referred to the pig style boards people want to ride today in the other thread,called pigs for a reason