If it please the court I appear on behalf of the accused.
One, Ted the kiwi.
Your honor, if it please the the court I ask to speak on the severity of the sentence, we do not deny his guilt in this matter.
however due to service to the wider community we humbly request that your honor applies a reduction in the severity of said sentence...
The specific reason we request your honour to use your discretion in this matter is for the following reason...
He finally dragged a f'ing quiver photo out if Chrispy..

And in closing I would like to quote a great legal mind from the Aussie Classic the Castle. Dennis denuto.
It's just the vibe..