Whatever you do don't take the piss out of religious surfing handles...
forum.surfer.com/index.php

Some interesting stuff on there CF. I often read that forum just for entertainment - give it a whirl every few weeks. Often you get some gems. Never partaken in it but have often thought about it - just not enough time

Sample from that thread

Can't help thinking if there is a God and a Devil then which one of them do reckon we can thank for hurricanes, typhoons, cyclones and filthy snaps, gouges, slashes, rodeo flips and buried to the stringer cutties and while we're at it, hot chicks in tiny little bikini bottoms paddling around in front of you?
It's pretty obvious Buddha is in charge of flat spells that make you contemplate your navel and ankle snappers that have you nose riding and trimming.
Goes without saying that Allah is sending the bombs.
The Hindu dieties are controlling onshore slop and brown water run-off (just look at the Ganges).
Meanwhile Jehovah doesn't care less about waves but is running the surfing accessory corporations and surf shops.
Maybe God's in charge of snakes (that one goes way back) and drop ins (turn the other cheek) and crowds (because they think they can walk on water too)!

Glad you liked it, I say chuckling to myself, all the while dodging lightning bolts from an angry God.

harsh but true

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/Vid-from-today/?page=-2#lastpost

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Cobra said..
harsh but true

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/Vid-from-today/?page=-2#lastpost

but to be fair he is a top bloke.

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Macaha said..

Cobra said..
harsh but true

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/Vid-from-today/?page=-2#lastpost

but to be fair he is a top bloke.

you said that about Lacey

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Cobra said..

Macaha said..

Cobra said..
harsh but true

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/Vid-from-today/?page=-2#lastpost

but to be fair he is a top bloke.

you said that about Lacey

to be fair I was drunk

Some good stuff in here

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/Review/Atlantis-Bam-Bam/

^^^ Popcorn please....

Great entertainment.

Just spent 20 mins trying to locate the TGIF thread .... sadly it has expired - too old .... I am saddened

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thePup said..
Just spent 20 mins trying to locate the TGIF thread .... sadly it has expired - too old .... I am saddened

Start another one puppy, only this time call it TFIF then (Thank God It's Friday)

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/life-2/

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Ted the Kiwi said..
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/life-2/

yep,i think thats my life now. i do miss all the coin i used to be able to waste at times. well i used too. now im just stoked for every minute i get doing things that make me happy. a fella said to me not long ago,money can buy anything in the world that you desire if you have enough....except the most valuable one of all,and that is time. enjoy it he said to me,there are no second chances

The vid is kinda interesting, the comments section is amusing ....

Eddie Rothman on what's wrong with pro surfing in Hawaii ... and a few other grievances he seems to want to get off his chest.

stabmag.com/news/eddie-rothman-to-wsl-put-your-money-where-your-mouth-is/

And he doesn't like Randy Rarick any more than Roy does. One commenter reckons Eddie looks like an old boot.

Thanks wavelength. Those comments make for fantastic Friday night entertainment.

Here is an example for those yet to sample the quality of the people who respond to Stab

So **** off Sean, how about you go find Eddie, buy some ice from him, and then suck his cock once your high because you obviously have some type of ****ed fantasy about him.

Here is another good comment - we are so mild and tame in the Greenroom

Eddie needs to get the **** off his Hawaiian high horse and go back to Philly or Texas or wherever the **** his from and function in the real world. Eddie you aren't **** but some transplant ape who likes to fling **** from his rock. Speak proper English at a real job and function in society instead of living off your sons pay he gets from the very surf industry you love so much to hate on. Maybe then this ****ing idiot will have the common sense and rationality to actually solve problems if there are any. Not saying its a perfect system by any means, but its a **** lot better than the "lets give everyone in Hawaii money and contest seeds because they are Hawaiian" system. Eddie has a ****ed up sense of privilege for someone who hasn't done **** with his life except for lift weights and beat the **** out of people.

Fark that's funny shizz hey

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Ted the Kiwi said..
Here is another good comment - we are so mild and tame in the Greenroom

Eddie needs to get the **** off his Hawaiian high horse and go back to Philly or Texas or wherever the **** his from and function in the real world. Eddie you aren't **** but some transplant ape who likes to fling **** from his rock. Speak proper English at a real job and function in society instead of living off your sons pay he gets from the very surf industry you love so much to hate on. Maybe then this ****ing idiot will have the common sense and rationality to actually solve problems if there are any. Not saying its a perfect system by any means, but its a **** lot better than the "lets give everyone in Hawaii money and contest seeds because they are Hawaiian" system. Eddie has a ****ed up sense of privilege for someone who hasn't done **** with his life except for lift weights and beat the **** out of people.

them were the days...chrispy in the 666 room

One more sample. They aren't big on punctuation, but they love their pejoratives:

“Stop talking that sh!t before someone like me gives u a knuckle sandwich knuckle head u know your a haoly hiding behind that comp and there's no one behind u barney because every one knows real people don't put up with fake ass people like you bull sh!t u get smacked u talk that sh!t in puplick u racest peace of sh!t ew I wish Icould ttell a port threw that computer screen and bitch slap your barney pansey littlepussy ass bring it on iI'll on u in the water out of the water where ever when ever”

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chrispy said..

them were the days...chrispy in the 666 room

+ 1

Especially whilst you secretly had a garage full of them

Bring back the fun times !

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Ted the Kiwi said..

chrispy said..

them were the days...chrispy in the 666 room

+ 1

Especially whilst you secretly had a garage full of them

Bring back the fun times !

oh this was well before the time before i found this room filled with shady characters havent had a 666 in a bit...but i really do love them

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wavelength said..
One more sample. They aren't big on punctuation, but they love their pejoratives:

“Stop talking that sh!t before someone like me gives u a knuckle sandwich knuckle head u know your a haoly hiding behind that comp and there's no one behind u barney because every one knows real people don't put up with fake ass people like you bull sh!t u get smacked u talk that sh!t in puplick u racest peace of sh!t ew I wish Icould ttell a port threw that computer screen and bitch slap your barney pansey littlepussy ass bring it on iI'll on u in the water out of the water where ever when ever”

Can you send a link the the site please

For Mac

stabmag.com/news/eddie-rothman-to-wsl-put-your-money-where-your-mouth-is/

Thanks for reposting the link Ted.
Mac, you will find it interesting after your time in Hawaii.

Thanks gents interesting read

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chrispy said..

Ted the Kiwi said..

chrispy said..

them were the days...chrispy in the 666 room

+ 1

Especially whilst you secretly had a garage full of them

Bring back the fun times !

oh this was well before the time before i found this room filled with shady characters havent had a 666 in a bit...but i really do love them

.... but I love the shade

From next door...
Okay it's a 666... but still... the serrated edge board is here. It's like a mud tyre versus a slick, according to Laird, gives traction when more is needed (or something like that)...

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/Laird-again/

And here's the link:

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wavelength said...
From next door...
Okay it's a 666... but still... the serrated edge board is here. It's like a mud tyre versus a slick, according to Laird, gives traction when more is needed (or something like that)...

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/Laird-again/

And here's the link:

Like to hear Roy's opinion. That rail looks a lot like the leading edge on his fins???

First thing I thought too mate - have to ask Roy boy next time he's in ... be an absolute bitch to glass up

Thanks Stu - that was a great read.