I think you'd like this story McNaughti, I'm your typical, classic jaded, heart of coal, woman. Tried marriage once, didn't like it, won't be doing that again (dip me in oil and set me alight first

), but the other night I had the strangest dream....I dreamt I was in lurve with someone, we'd been at some kind of festival and gotten separated during the evening and I'd ended up going off with a few other people to play badminton of all things, as you do...lol... but I was really missing my love and woke up remembering the way it felt to be in love, strangest feeling, was disgustingly, disappointingly kind of nice....ugghhh...can't remember feeling that feeling since I laid $1000 on a long odds horse that won. Happy Valentines Day all, hope it cost a fortune but you got...(insert your own word here)...in the end

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