Hey Kato you just want me to hold up the bottom of the speed table but it sounds awesome and a few Pm's have been flying around the Inverloch crew already so I am sure a few of us will be there sometime

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Old Salty said...

Hey Kato you just want me to hold up the bottom of the speed table but it sounds awesome and a few Pm's have been flying around the Inverloch crew already so I am sure a few of us will be there sometime

As official wooden spooner on the Inverloch Speed Challenge, I am offended that you are going around claiming to be the slowest on the water, Old Salty. Maybe you want a snail race????

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Old Salty said...

Hey Kato you just want me to hold up the bottom of the speed table but it sounds awesome and a few Pm's have been flying around the Inverloch crew already so I am sure a few of us will be there sometime

As official wooden spooner on the Inverloch Speed Challenge, I am offended that you are going around claiming to be the slowest on the water, Old Salty. Maybe you want a snail race????

As the official sloth of the IWC, I'm also reeling from this blatant attempt to usurp us bottom of the barrel dwellers. Stick to your mid-table mediocrity Salty!

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CROWEMAN said...


As the official sloth of the IWC, I'm also reeling from this blatant attempt to usurp us bottom of the barrel dwellers. Stick to your mid-table mediocrity Salty!

Hear, hear Crowie...it's you and me against the world, bro!

Settle petals - I did not know you 2 bottom dwellers where so jealous of your territory. I happily relinquish this to you both but remember it comes with heavy responsibility
Kato, I have 2 windsurfers that have taken up the heavy responsibility of holding the bottom of the speed challenge table up. Do we have a prize for bottom dwellers in the speed fortnight?

We don't need a prize, we are happy with the glory!!!

I have a plan to get you lot to take the small step to speed sailing glory and get a PB. "Trust your selves and just use the (Copywrite) Luke "

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kato said...

I have a plan to get you lot to take the small step to speed sailing glory and get a PB. "Trust your selves and just use the (Copywrite) Luke "

It's no use using force.....Red and OB tried smacking Old Salty around to get him to sail faster on sunday and it didn't work!

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kato said...

I have a plan to get you lot to take the small step to speed sailing glory and get a PB. "Trust your selves and just use the (Copywrite) Luke "

It's no use using force.....Red and OB tried smacking Old Salty around to get him to sail faster on sunday and it didn't work!

didn,t hit him hard enough

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system"


Sorry Crowie could not resist a bit of Python again

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Old Salty said...

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system"


Sorry Crowie could not resist a bit of Python again

next you,ll be claiming that you,re ,armless

Do I detect some Pythonesque?

Inverloch Minstrels (singing): Bravely bold Ol’ Salty drove forth from Inverloch. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Ol’ Salty. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Ol’ Salty. He was not in the least bit scared to have his nose mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Ol’ Salty. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

O’Salty: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot. Better we be off West to deliver the sacred sand.

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Monty said...

Do I detect some Pythonesque?

Inverloch Minstrels (singing):To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Ol’ Salty. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

Salty exaggerates about the damage to his nose - he's not get any younger:

''Tis only a flesh wound''

[Red has just cut the Ol'Salty's last leg off]
Ol'Salty: All right, we'll call it a draw.
Red: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.
[Red and Patsy ride off]
Ol'Salty: [calling after Red] Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

Hmm seems Ol'Salty is a multidimentional character. TG for poetic licence.