It's just dreadful around these here parts, the longy club are trying to hold a contest, I don't fancy their chances.
I'm so bored, I think I'll take up lawn bowls, I did consider a 666, but I figured lawn bowls would be way cooler

May pop down for a hair cut end back home to mow the lawn.
Funny exchange with the old girl this morning at the super market.
She says:
"you need a trim, you're stating to look like an old lesbian"
I say:
" you always say that and I think it's an inappropriate comparison "
She says:
" well then, you look like Tim Finn"
I say:
" but he looks like like an old lesbian??"
She said nothing back but I leave it up to you to guess at what look she gave me