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Macaha said..

RoyStuart said..

Macaha said..
Here we go again,another Roy pig headed thread

You don't have to be here.

and neither do you with your free pimp feast

Pimp FEST bro, pimp FEST.

Nice pick up Roy,I'm a dumb c**t whats your excuse

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Macaha said..
Nice pick up Roy,I'm a dumb c**t whats your excuse

I'm Fckn SANE
In Fckn SANe

Take your pick.

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RoyStuart said..

Macaha said..
Nice pick up Roy,I'm a dumb c**t whats your excuse

I'm Fckn inSANE
In Fckn inSANe

Take your pick.

fixed

That's low man, really low.

This thread seems to be better received than over in the USA...
forum.surfer.com/index.php

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Cuttlefish said..
This thread seems to be better received than over in the USA...
forum.surfer.com/index.php

wow im only on page four and im laughing.....thanks for the link cf

roy communism is calling you,do not resist

No it didn't (Greetings Kayu)??????.....ASSume nothing


please DONT associate me with him....


your symmetrical ghost model is simply a 40/50s toothpick ....yes you have tweaked rails and rocker and have used modern materials


as I suggested, assemble your "team" at a big swell location with whatever boards you've got


and use some of that $qillion, you got for that woody

Over the years that I have bee a Seabreeze member, I have had the pleasure to read some great posts and stories.

I have also read some absolute shizzz.

This thread my friends is Farken ridiculous.

Go to bed.

ET.

Bullsh!t to that.

Rails, rocker, planshape, profile, volume, thickness, fins, weight, materials... all different.

Ergo it barely resembles a toothpick at all, and the design isn't even based on a toothpick.

You are just attempting the old 'nothing to see here nothing new under the sun' tripe and I already pointed out the fact that similarities and differences can be found between any two objects, even a flea and a Ferrari have an infinite number of attributes in common, but is a Ferrari just a tweaked flea?

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as I suggested, assemble your "team" at a big swell location with whatever boards you've got

Thanks but your suggestion doesn't pass the test on several levels.

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E T said..


This thread my friends is Farken ridiculous.

An impressive analysis, which reduces the alleged ridiculousness of the thread considerably.

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chrispy said...

Cuttlefish said..
This thread seems to be better received than over in the USA...
forum.surfer.com/index.php

wow im only on page four and im laughing.....thanks for the link cf

roy communism is calling you,do not resist

I read page 1 then realised thread goes for 19 pages.
Started to sweat.
Please fill me in.

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RoyStuart said..
That's low man, really low.

Haha too funny Roy,pay for advertising and you can crawl your way up to my low standards

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Macaha said..

RoyStuart said..
That's low man, really low.

Haha too funny Roy,pay for advertising and you can crawl your way up to my low standards

Show me one of your ads, please.

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RoyStuart said..

Macaha said..

RoyStuart said..
That's low man, really low.

Haha too funny Roy,pay for advertising and you can crawl your way up to my low standards

Show me one of your ads, please.

I'm not in the industry,I'll pimp good product and service any day.

Oh I did place an ad on SB when selling a board once,that would be one more than you
I'll leave you to have the last word and I will reframe from posting in this thread you have more
important things to do than disagree with this lowlife

Hi Roy as suggested earlier why don't you just make a board and get one of the team to test it out in giant waves ,why go to all this team stuff with 40 boards,if they work Im sure you'll get 40 orders ,if they don't you haven't wasted you're time building them all.Im so interested to see them ridden but at this rate it doesn't seem likely to happen on the scale you're chasing.Ive seen crowd funding garner $400,000 in ten days and their target was a mere $70,000.Also what happened to Camels board that you were shaping,did he get his hands on it?

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NewScotty said..

chrispy said...

Cuttlefish said..
This thread seems to be better received than over in the USA...
forum.surfer.com/index.php

wow im only on page four and im laughing.....thanks for the link cf

roy communism is calling you,do not resist

I read page 1 then realised thread goes for 19 pages.
Started to sweat.
Please fill me in.

Other than the fact they have some great emoticons nothing really new. At one point Camel was quoted from another forum and eventually it turns to insulting Roys wife, i think I'm not 100% sure myself and i read them all Why i have no idea, i guess i was bored..

May I say frothers..if you keep putting fuel on the fire it will burn..if you ignore the fire it will burn out.

What's the advertising saying.."Any publicity is good publicity"..the more you protest the greater the promotion.

it will be interesting to see how these TOOTHPICK copies go.....back in their first era they made great wipeout footage!

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Hi Roy as suggested earlier why don't you just make a board and get one of the team to test it out in giant waves ,why go to all this team stuff with 40 boards,if they work Im sure you'll get 40 orders ,if they don't you haven't wasted you're time building them all.Im so interested to see them ridden but at this rate it doesn't seem likely to happen on the scale you're chasing.Ive seen crowd funding garner $400,000 in ten days and their target was a mere $70,000.Also what happened to Camels board that you were shaping,did he get his hands on it?

"if they don't" ??

Of course they work, I'm not doing this to see if they work and will be building them as long as I live, for myself and others.

The aim is to get them to the very top.

We'll see what happens, as you say the crowdfunding is slow ( it just doubled this evening though) but there's always a plan B.

I have a ten footer done, and three 11 footers basically ready for glassing plus a fourth 11 footer to come. For the top end paddle in they might need more volume but will cover some pretty massive waves with the existing volume ( around 70 litres).

That 'Flowhive' campaign was pretty amazing ( is that the one you are referring to as they asked for $70k?) I reckon that they deserve it, a fantastic product and a very nicely presented, heart warming campaign too.

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it will be interesting to see how these TOOTHPICK copies go.....back in their first era they made great wipeout footage!

Trolling now you are.

I don't think so.....seeing is believing....your boards catch waves(small ones on youtube).....we want to see them in REAL waves

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I don't think so.....seeing is believing....your boards catch waves(small ones on youtube).....we want to see them in REAL waves

All waves are real and I've tested the boards in waves up to around 24 feet.

Anyway I understand that you'd like to see them used in seriously large surf with top pilots on board and so do I.

My 'you are trolling' response was due to your idiotic 'toothpick copy' BS... which, ironically, is itself copied from another member's post.

If you are keen to see them in 'REAL' waves then contributing a buck would bring it closer to reality.

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Ricardo1709 said..
Hi Roy as suggested earlier why don't you just make a board and get one of the team to test it out in giant waves ,why go to all this team stuff with 40 boards,if they work Im sure you'll get 40 orders ,if they don't you haven't wasted you're time building them all.Im so interested to see them ridden but at this rate it doesn't seem likely to happen on the scale you're chasing.Ive seen crowd funding garner $400,000 in ten days and their target was a mere $70,000.Also what happened to Camels board that you were shaping,did he get his hands on it?

"if they don't" ??

Of course they work, I'm not doing this to see if they work and will be building them as long as I live, for myself and others.

The aim is to get them to the very top.

We'll see what happens, as you say the crowdfunding is slow ( it just doubled this evening though) but there's always a plan B.

I have a ten footer done, and three 11 footers basically ready for glassing plus a fourth 11 footer to come. For the top end paddle in they might need more volume but will cover some pretty massive waves with the existing volume ( around 70 litres).

That 'Flowhive' campaign was pretty amazing ( is that the one you are referring to as they asked for $70k?) I reckon that they deserve it, a fantastic product and a very nicely presented, heart warming campaign too.

Yeah,It was the flow hive and pretty impressive response for a fantastic concept,theres still a percentage of doubters regarding certain aspects of it and the designers responded to any criticism in a really professional manner which was good to see.Hope you get the boards ready for surfing soon,so keen to see how they go in the hands of the big wave chargers

Thanks man, we'll swing it one way or the other... I just wish I could make boards faster but don't want any short cuts.

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Roy , Is it a massive typo too many zeros ?

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Roy , this is a serious question . how can you justify asking $27000 for a f/glass surfboard ?


and $1000000 for a timber surfboard ? Is it a massive typo too many zeros ?


cost breakdown ? labour, material , profit margin ?

I'm resisting communism.

Funny how so many forumites are only interested in the money.

It's ok to ignore and go back to playing fantasysurfer or slobbering over the next generic mal.

Ok Roy , good luck with that business plan .

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NewScotty said..

chrispy said...

Cuttlefish said..
This thread seems to be better received than over in the USA...
forum.surfer.com/index.php

wow im only on page four and im laughing.....thanks for the link cf

roy communism is calling you,do not resist

I read page 1 then realised thread goes for 19 pages.
Started to sweat.
Please fill me in.

Scotty any truth to the rumour you hire talking books from the blind foundation