Well ....... how the fark are youse all this magfarkingnificent Aussie morning ....... did you have a nice kip ....... remember to tell the girl that she is lovely before you nodded off into Longboard LaLaLand ....... make sure you pick up that Barker's egg on the front lawn and chuck it over the neighbour's fence after all it was his mutt that laid it ....... have you dreamed , drooled & deliberated , but not necessarily in that order , over some wicked gleaming boardporn ....... make sure there's milk in the fridge she'll cut yer shylocks off if there's nowt ....... have you seen the Asea lurking about (I have and let me say that magnificent Goldie farker is the real good Shizz) ....... ahhhhhhhh come on youse handsome Greenroom Bastards get up it's time to rock and farking sausage roll
....... Vive le Greenrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom