Breaking News .....
Godfather HQ in Banora has just released a Press statement - the Newy is delivered ......
..... The Asea has new Boardporn
Thanks to the sponsors .... Mrs Macs Pies , Heinz Big Red Sauces , Bundaberg Rumbo , BWS , SDR
It'll be on , the Banora Bull is pumped ..... it's crush a hipster's Gelatine-like spine week
*** The Prez also wishes to convey that the Lawn is improving .... the bare patches are caused by knickers .... thrown at the prez by the hundreds of smoking hot chicks that adore his Pieship ..... they block the sun .... knickers aren't bio-degradable .... yet ..... yehaaa