hmmmmmm righto ..... the current Prez ...... assssssssssssseaaaaaaaaaa

..... has requested moir .... to be BEERFINING youse two unfettered , absolute , unabashed , indelible , undisputed , unrepentant , recalcitrant (and numerous other terminologies) Greenroom Boardwhores ...
Lacey ..... section 4 , paragraph b to x & paragraph 6 , 7 , 8 & 12
Bitch , Deus Hipsterism , scrambled egg mindset , cuckoo , Harlot , smartarse , tripe , beard coverner , French jean wearer ...... for this you cop the following punishment:-
Seeing as Hipstii do not drink BEER .....
1. You shall be horse whipped with a Deus T-shirt soaked in your own stash of raspberry cordial
2. You will be shaved on one side of your burgeoning hipster beard
3. You will be forced to eat a 450 gram packet of organic cheese slices OR 12 x Gluten-free Custard Danish
4. You are banned from LM for a period of no less than 3 weeks or the Asea will smoke you personally
5. You are also banned from the Boogieboard section of K-Mart indefinitely
6. The Arse ends of EVERY single pair of your insidiously evil French Jeans are to be cut out in a love heart pattern (surgical gloves will need to be worn whilst this task is performed due to OHS Regs & bacterial hipster infestation)
Macaha ...... despite the fact you may well be Prez-elect ..... you have copped a 12 stub whack ..... section 1 paragraph a & b ..... refusing to divulge planned Boardporn & neglecting to post art proposals / pics and / or boardporn subterfuge .....
That is all