Disclaimer: I am a complete and utter dribbling kook, with that "I am the Water Boy" vacant wide eyed stare; when it comes to foil gear knowledge...and (was) not a great deal better on the water. So, this highly uninformative review is more about the fast progressive and stoke I have experienced since this Monday, on the new Axis foil/board combination (note at the time of writing it is Wednesday night after my third session).
Background: I had one session on a Liquid Force happy foil (did a major 8 month groin injury jumping in the Dongora chop, so sold it), and two sessions on a Konrad Versa foil (60cm mast) borrowed from Jason at Westoz / WA surf. Needless to say I wasn't foiling much and spent 95 percent of the time crashing at speed from height, punching, pissing and moaning (I do believe I even had a Rocky "ADRIAN!!" ) moment at one stage in the water; frustrated at my own dysfunctional impotent incompetence.
I was told it is hard to learn, but I was not prepared for this utterly despondent frustration.
Then suddenly I had a few successful 50-100m foil runs on the Konrad, so in true middle aged man kook form, I bought myself a spanking brand new Axis Surf/Sup foil (75cm mast) and a Minimal Volume (145cm - MV) Axis board from Jason. Jason recommended the smallest 680 wing so knowing ****e from clay, that is what I got.
What can I say about it? Well it has a beefed up mast and fuselage, all components are engineered with extreme precision piecing together seamlessly, the carbon wings are wonderfully crafted and.. Bahahahahahhaha, who I am kidding. .
It is super shiny and sparkles refracted red rainbows in the Sun.
So picking it up from the WA Surf / Westoz Demo day on Saturday at the Pond (wholly fck I counted 45 kites at one stage and apparently it had all settled down by then), this has been the summarised journey.
First session (Monday): Horrible wintery 12-23 knot WSW wind on my 8m rebel - I was desperate:
- Some Ventilated Crashes, but far less than on the other two foils.
- A few horror out of control speed run crashes (as the wind gusted above 20 and I'm a major kook).
- I went so far upwind it took me most the time just getting back. But a few 300m or so runs.
Realising I can get and stay up on the foil at much slower speeds without stalling, allowed the above crashes to be far more controlled.
Second session (Tuesday) (16-20) again on my 8m rebel - too much wind again but I'm was super keen:
- Ventilated a few times, but knew it was coming and fell in water with ease; saved most by applying front foot pressure.
- Out of control speed runs were mainly controlled. a few hard lessons from trying to push the speed beyond my capability.
- This time I really had to scratch my head on how to get back.with shallow water upwind and downwind of me, floating 1.5km out near Point Grey (that was just two tacks by the way!) I was extremely puzzled by this upwind dilemma. Had to ride the board on the surface for half the time trying to get back downwind to avoid downwind speed crashes.
Third session (Wednesday) (13-17) on 10m rebel and the whole reason I am writing this pointless and uninformative review:
- Not one ventilated or other crash. In-fact not one ventilation!
- Not one uncontrolled speed crash, and foiled carved downwind with ease (Had to keep an eye on my son learning his unhooked surface passes and hence crashing a lot).
- Apart from changing feet, the board and myself did not touch the water for a good hour!
- I could now foil with control!
I even started doing the foil pump thing, whilst riding at the kite. I started doing increasingly more aggressive S carves.
Eventually I had the stability and confidence to look around and admire the view. I started to feel the foil and the board became increasingly irrelevant. To top it off a dolphin came swimming alongside me (underwater)... freaked me out at first until I just relaxed ... what a buzz. I kind of felt as if I was the dolphin or some weird transcended ****e like that, gliding with no friction.
Going downwind also allowed me to start cranking the speed up and heel over - pointing at crazy angles upwind. What a rush! Not race foil fast, but damn well fast enough for me.
Take Away from this pointless gibberish:
- 3 days, 3 sessions in (and only one of these was ideal foiling conditions really) and I'm foiling the entire time except for changing direction (can go toe-side sort of, but switching feet..not yet).
- This cannot be due to my extraordinary kiting kinaesthetic skills; if anything it takes me a long time to learn any new skill to be honest. I am also no spring chicken and crashes, they bloody hurt now, especially the next day.
- The foil is super stable and intuitive which allowed for fast progression. I can't wait to hit the ocean and fine some swell next session.
But essentially the most important take-way is:
The new axis foil is Red, Shiny and it Sparkles - Glistening Red Refracted Beams of Gliding Joy.