Stabber Kites Inc. Being launched soon.....

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GriffinKites
GriffinKites
NSW
201 posts
NSW, 201 posts
22 Feb 2012 1:34am


This is the stabber Kite, the future of kite surfing
[ insert marketing hype crap bull S$%t below]

Patented Stabbing LE to cut through the wind, rain, large fish and soft animals.
100 battens on the training edge for super stiffness when stabbing
Reinforced Titanium sharpened leading edge bits
Assisted landings and relaunch is prohibited.
All other kites will become redundant! ( After they are stabbed )
Razor wire kite lines as a 2nd chance if first stab failed.
Limited Life Time Warranty ( Limited Life Time Guaranteed )





stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
22 Feb 2012 9:05am
hmmm...someone has loose lips in my design department!

"Back stabbing bastards"


I must say tho, If that design can work in Star Wars, why can't it in real life...It's called "Life imitating Art".
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
22 Feb 2012 1:17pm
stabber said...

hmmm...someone has loose lips in my design department!

"Back stabbing bastards"


I must say tho, If that design can work in Star Wars, why can't it in real life...It's called "Life imitating Art".


Good idea. No need for bar or lines, just 'use the force'
Krispy54
Krispy54
NSW
73 posts
NSW, 73 posts
22 Feb 2012 6:37pm
I like it. Maybe some lasers on the tips to burn their eyes out as well!


Kurt Savage
Kurt Savage
QLD
138 posts
QLD, 138 posts
22 Feb 2012 7:44pm
Isn't that the new Naish kite????
GriffinKites
GriffinKites
NSW
201 posts
NSW, 201 posts
23 Feb 2012 12:41pm
stabber said...
I must say tho, If that design can work in Star Wars, why can't it in real life...It's called "Life imitating Art".


Pfft, not only will it work, it will make all other kites redundant, you will jump higher, you will land softer, you will finally be able to complete tricks like board off kite loop squirrel nut grabs handle pass roast beefs, you will get more chicks/blokes or whatever your fancy is.

You just need to pay idiots to dress up in lab coats to talk about why the new pointy kite tech is a leap ahead and how the aerodynamics of segmented pointy bits makes the kite so much better.
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
28 Feb 2012 6:43pm
coming really soon now.....
ezza
ezza
NSW
561 posts
NSW, 561 posts
28 Feb 2012 10:11pm
stabber said...

coming really soon now.....


I bet you say that to all the girls Stabs
FlamingTroll
FlamingTroll
WA
16 posts
WA, 16 posts
28 Feb 2012 8:21pm
Very Soon!!!! I heard from a mate that the Stabber Generation 6 free ride, wave style, wake style, snow style, old school style, beginner style, pro style kites will be handed out to team riders over the next few weeks, and is in in full production now.

Are you worthy to have the most awesome kite ever?
Ps if your a knob head click the red thumb icon....

Hell yeah I have my Stabber kite on order now!!

Soon my pretties!















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