Carantoc said...
It is refreshing to see Stabber Kites Incorporated are putting all their effort into the brand logo and the functionality of a future web site.
Too many companies these days concentrate on the more mundane matters such as quality of their products, producing goods that the public want to purchase, cutting retail costs, being good community citizens etc.
Perhaps you need to look outside of the established kite companies to really make an impact.
I see one major windsurf sail manufacturer is advertising their latest model as :
'The FLYRILLA - The 2012 Fly2 is a whole new breed. Hyper-fused DNA taken from a few species used to create the most lethal, most compact animal possible. Small, deadly and armed with Twin Seams, ArmourWeb reinforcements and all the beautiful colour laminated into a sandwich that you can't eat. It's like a love child of a gorilla and a flying fish. It shouldn't work but it does. The Fly2, experience the beauty of the beast.'
I think Stabber Kites would benefit from some similar direct impact marketing to add to the logo and website. How about :
Conceived in the post-catatonic waste lands and artifically inseminated with BOFP-AD, STABBER KITES have been born into a world that has just lost its innocence. Never before have Grace and Beauty come together with Power and Evil and engaged in a rabid orgy of copulation to give birth to the Deity that has the flight of an angel with the firepower of the devil. Handstiched by the tiniest digits of virgin Chinese child labourers, whether you kite Bondi or the flags at Mullalo you know you need the all new STABBER KITES.
*BOFP-AD - Back of Fag Packet Aided Design, the real-time and infinite accuracy of analogue comupting - the 22nd century's answer to the outdated multi-core digital computing of eons past.
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