love it..... rolfmao

27 metre "stabmeea" lines will be part of a innovative "StabBAR"....

how do you become a sponsered "stabrider"

does it take skill and commitment??

or can i pay myself in like everything else i do??

are you going to corner the whole product range??

eg. Stabarrness, Stab-hookknife,Stabstraps,Stableashes ect.....

when can i start,will accept Beer and illicit substances as well as
free kites and accessories as sponsership

thanks the Burglar

To become a sponsored "Stabrider" you need to have a few unique(but ever growing) qualities....

1. A dislike for the clickyness of current team riders....

2. A dislike for all that is commerciallistic in kiting

3. A need to " stick it to the man "

4. A penchance for buggery

4. Be able to do "hooked in" mooves....like me!... "go stabbs" I hear you say.

5. Be able to provide a "sudden sacking" picture to join the throng of Stabworld ....

Thats about it, I already have a few sponsored riders coming on, But I am happy to take on as many as I can get...

ps..."sudden sacking" is what I do best....get a photo with a celeb....and suddenly grab their nuts....or appear to be.

I have really large testicles like Buster Gonad i would definatly fit in your freak show Stab's
Send me a kite and i will review it for ya and post some pictures of me nuts

Hey Jess, We need to moove forward on that logo concept...I've got suppliers waiting!

stabber said...

1. A dislike for the clickyness of current team riders....

2. A dislike for all that is commerciallistic in kiting

But. . . . . .wouldnt you be a team rider working for a kite brand????

Shayne86 said...

stabber said...

1. A dislike for the clickyness of current team riders....

2. A dislike for all that is commerciallistic in kiting

But. . . . . .wouldnt you be a team rider working for a kite brand????

Technically....YES.... but Stabber kites has its own iddium/idiology.

^^^^ but i been talking to all the local dudes and they
are sure this was the criteria you ,not only require, but is
one of the many self abuse practices you use on yourself.

man i don't know what to believe any more .....you've changed man,
it use to be about the kiting now your turning into a corporate whore.

I can help you.

Consider me a messiah, sent to guide you on your path.

Stabber Kites is your destiny.

Corporate greed is not your destiny.

You must not profit from being Stabber.

You must give away Stabber Kites Inc. T shirts for free to anyone who requires a new T shirt.

Only then will you be reborn.

Stabber shirts...... Thats a bloody good idea..... yes free stabber shirts( an even better bloody good idea).

What I want to know is, where is the South Sandwich Islands?

Kiting will never be banned in South Sandwich Island tho, and because we all kite so well there, I am convinced we will make a real splash in the toilet industry.

Dog friendly? yes

BTW...SSI is South of The Faulkland Islands, I live on Bristol Is.

Okay Guys, we've had our first demo of the 12 metre Stabrinha....freestyle kite.
I am hoping some of the guys that tested it might post here soon.
If I was to post about it, I'd be too biased, and you wouldn't want that....

I had the pleasure of testing the 12 m stabrinha over the weekend.

My first comment is that the ratio of sheepskin to sail cloth is perfect

By having a leading edge made out of genuine sheepskin ensures that when its flown into a tree it will survive to see another day.

The lack of BBQ meat that came with the 12m stabrinha was a little disappointing however hommus and cheese burgers were a reasonable substitute.

In conclusion I recommend the stabrinha and cant wait to try the full range at South Sandwich Island this weekend!