Stabber Kites Inc. Being launched soon.....

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stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
3 Jan 2012 9:20pm
Yes Stabber Kites is on the horizon for late 2012 .

Looking to launch before Merimbula comp this year....

Looking for team riders for our new range of Stabber kites.

Also a small range of boards is proposed expected retail below $500. Most kites are expected to be retailed at $1000 or less(full set up).

I'll post the logo design here soon as we get it, thanks to some very keen supporters we have the logo as a clenched fist, holding a Knife, whilst giving the bird!

This brand will take the p!ss outa most of the competition as I think it is way too clicky out there......

Any ideas are warmly considered..... names of the styles etc...

Watch this space...

Surfy31
Surfy31
WA
198 posts
WA, 198 posts
3 Jan 2012 6:29pm
awesome stuff! got any prototypes in the pipeline? kite shapes? suited to any styles?

I think the "dagger" should be a model ;)

Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
3 Jan 2012 9:13pm
First I got to know, is it made in China?
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
3 Jan 2012 6:50pm
Will they be a bit heavy when they get wet ?

I thought sheepskin absorbed water

At least they will be soft when they hit somebody at Melville / the Pond / North Cott / South Beach / North Beach / ......
surfingboye
surfingboye
NSW
2707 posts
NSW, 2707 posts
3 Jan 2012 9:55pm
Pimp?

ok
ok
NSW
1089 posts
ok ok
NSW, 1089 posts
3 Jan 2012 10:37pm
ill take 300 hundred
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
3 Jan 2012 10:23pm
stabber said...


Any ideas are warmly considered.....


Since you asked for ideas....

If you are wish to use seabreeze forums to advertise your wares, maybe play by the rules and become a site sponsor (otherwise people may confuse you with a cheap pimp)

JJB
JJB
QLD
115 posts
JJB JJB
QLD, 115 posts
3 Jan 2012 10:33pm
Sorry to say it but destined to fail with that kind of logo.

Do you think dads or mums want to pump thier kite up infront of thier kids if its got a hand holding a knife with a finger sign that translates to "**** you". Thats an obsenity and not something I would like to take down to my local beach infront of the community.

Also when I think of certian kite companies and what thier kites tell me about them, I look at core and see a simple but clean design that tells me thier company doesnt waste time designing fancy graphics that detract from the kite and make a quality product, when I look at slingshot I again see simple nuetral design using simple geometric shapes that are clean, when I look at an old cabrinha I see skulls and flames and think some idiot designed it trying to make a "hardcore" looking kite but new cabrinha kites are simple and nicely coloured with nuetral graphics.

The logo your describing sounds like a big douchebag alert and kiting in its simplest form detracts from these kinds of people and isntead attractes people with a love for the wind, water and waves at the same time as mother nature, something that Pete Cabrinha captured in his simple logo.

I am both a school teacher and a team rider and if I had that logo large and visible on something I own I would get flamed. Everything we do has to go through the "front page test" if it wouldnt look good on the front page of the news then dont do it.

Sorry but I get quite hung up on these kind of simple mistakes that can make or break something and its reputation.
djdojo
djdojo
VIC
1614 posts
VIC, 1614 posts
4 Jan 2012 12:44am
Hook,


Line,



and Sinker!



(Nice fishing Stabbs)
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
4 Jan 2012 1:24am
Even of this is all made up.

Anyone could do a better design than the North Rebels/Vegas designs.

Total dogs balls.
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
QLD, 6158 posts
4 Jan 2012 9:22am
JJB said...

Sorry to say it but destined to fail with that kind of logo.

Do you think dads or mums want to pump thier kite up infront of thier kids if its got a hand holding a knife with a finger sign that translates to "**** you". Thats an obsenity and not something I would like to take down to my local beach infront of the community.

Also when I think of certian kite companies and what thier kites tell me about them, I look at core and see a simple but clean design that tells me thier company doesnt waste time designing fancy graphics that detract from the kite and make a quality product, when I look at slingshot I again see simple nuetral design using simple geometric shapes that are clean, when I look at an old cabrinha I see skulls and flames and think some idiot designed it trying to make a "hardcore" looking kite but new cabrinha kites are simple and nicely coloured with nuetral graphics.

The logo your describing sounds like a big douchebag alert and kiting in its simplest form detracts from these kinds of people and isntead attractes people with a love for the wind, water and waves at the same time as mother nature, something that Pete Cabrinha captured in his simple logo.

I am both a school teacher and a team rider and if I had that logo large and visible on something I own I would get flamed. Everything we do has to go through the "front page test" if it wouldnt look good on the front page of the news then dont do it.

Sorry but I get quite hung up on these kind of simple mistakes that can make or break something and its reputation.


if it costs under a grand for the whole thing then i'm sure a lot of dad's would tolerate a finger logo. will go with the kids t shirt.
Hell i'd tolerate a picture of stabber on it
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
4 Jan 2012 1:27pm
uuummmm what about Stabshot?

and to stand out from the crowed maybe imperial sizes
like 7 and 13/32nds ,9 and 7/10ths

like the sound of the logo, just screams "Mate get out of my way"

and being sheepskin you could use it as a sleeping bag if you get
stuck some where like them dudes down in Victoria
ezza
ezza
NSW
561 posts
NSW, 561 posts
4 Jan 2012 7:35pm
hamburglar said...

uuummmm what about Stabshot?


haha love it.

how about:
The Epic Shagger (the big boy's kite)
The Average Joe (for those 9m days)
The Instructor (good when it's windy but sometimes you wish it was bigger)
The Pro (small, fast, with pretty graphics, The Pro is nice to look at but is only good on certain days)
Miss Jessie
Miss Jessie
NSW
181 posts
NSW, 181 posts
4 Jan 2012 7:44pm
Hey Stabber!!

Thought u were sponsoring us Whitey crew, see'in as we were fundamental in the idea?!! Tightlines is a ballerina on a surfboard, Shannon88 is out there till the cows come home (and needs a new board after shortening his!) And u know I look good in a bikini!

How r u going drawing up the logo? Still want me to see if I can draw it?

Catch u on the water!
Cheers
Miss Jessie!!

P.s. JBB... Bwhahaha... Mate some gd points... But man have u got ur knickers in a knot! :-)

P.s. Ezz ur on the right track!!! (Can name if after my kites; big black (10m), the big kahoona (9.5m), small pink bits (7m) and roadrunner (5m)!!)
1likeBJ
1likeBJ
WA
152 posts
WA, 152 posts
4 Jan 2012 5:01pm
Miss Jessie said...

small pink bits (7m)


How to make a few hundred teenage SB members blush.

Could be interesting walking into a kite shop and asking for a Stabber Small Pink Bits, or a Big Black Stabber...
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
4 Jan 2012 8:17pm
"Do you think dads or mums want to pump thier kite up infront of thier kids if its got a hand holding a knife with a finger sign that translates to "**** you". Thats an obsenity and not something I would like to take down to my local beach infront of the community. "

Yes I have thought it over and I think I'll just cut that middle finger off the logo and replace it with an "exclamation ! mark" ....that should fix any F.U. issues the parents may have.

And Debra Hutton's nude front page picture doesn't pass your "front page " test IMO But still is popular.....
Miss Jessie
Miss Jessie
NSW
181 posts
NSW, 181 posts
4 Jan 2012 8:22pm

Bwhaha!!!

(Got to give credit where credit is due to Choicey for naming most of my kites. )
wdric
wdric
NSW
1625 posts
NSW, 1625 posts
4 Jan 2012 11:46pm
tightlines said...

Still trying to work out if stabber is serious or not.




Stabbs must be on holidays, besides I think he to smart to be serious about such a venture.

tightlines
tightlines
WA
3509 posts
WA, 3509 posts
4 Jan 2012 10:37pm
Miss Jessie said...

Hey Stabber!!

Thought u were sponsoring us Whitey crew, see'in as we were fundamental in the idea?!! Tightlines is a ballerina on a surfboard, Shannon88 is out there till the cows come home (and needs a new board after shortening his!) And u know I look good in a bikini!
How r u going drawing up the logo? Still want me to see if I can draw it?

Catch u on the water!
Cheers
Miss Jessie!!

P.s. JBB... Bwhahaha... Mate some gd points... But man have u got ur knickers in a knot! :-)

P.s. Ezz ur on the right track!!! (Can name if after my kites; big black (10m), the big kahoona (9.5m), small pink bits (7m) and roadrunner (5m)!!)


A ballerina.....what the
I suppose I am just glad you didn't say that I look good in a bikini.
Addikt
Addikt
WA
553 posts
WA, 553 posts
5 Jan 2012 1:46am
Does it come with a free board leash...?
Miss Jessie
Miss Jessie
NSW
181 posts
NSW, 181 posts
5 Jan 2012 2:20pm
Haha Tightlines (kent)... Oops I meant Hotspur, local Whitey crew... Too many nicknames to remember on SB.
(It's his "posh" way he holds his hand when he kites, mainly toeside... And his signature pretty little backrolls into catching a wave! Very elegant :-) )
shannon8888
shannon8888
NSW
517 posts
NSW, 517 posts
5 Jan 2012 4:07pm
i'll have the 10m and 7m stabbrinha flickblade

in the rainbow bubblegum graphics,with the special
edition middle finger,no exclamation mark for me thanks
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
5 Jan 2012 4:21pm
1likeBJ said...

Miss Jessie said...

small pink bits (7m)


How to make a few hundred teenage SB members blush.

Could be interesting walking into a kite shop and asking for a Stabber Small Pink Bits, or a Big Black Stabber...


a friend of mine works in a shop where asking for anything like that wouldn't be out of the ordinary
mattyjee
mattyjee
WA
575 posts
WA, 575 posts
5 Jan 2012 4:31pm
You can call your lightweight learner model the flickblade, the mid-range kite the samurai and the top end c-kite the sledgehammer. You can call your twintip the kerbstomper and the wave board the faceslasher.

Sign me up for one of each. I'll also take the limited edition middle finger and I want all kites to be blood red.

If I can't take the middle finger (for lame-arse politically correctness reasons) then can I have a picture of a fist with a bloody stump from a severed middle finger instead?

Whats your account number and BSB...
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
5 Jan 2012 7:43pm
more positives than negatives on that logo idea....stuff it, I'm gonna keep the finger IN.

Stabrinha
stabshot
Northern Stabbs
Ben Stabson
liquid Stabbs
Stabsurfer
stabrush

Just to name a few variants

Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
5 Jan 2012 4:45pm
From your (EDIT: old) avatar, it looks as though you have your finger in somewhere stabber... Right in there
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
5 Jan 2012 7:47pm
My hand never says "NO".
dusta
dusta
WA
2940 posts
WA, 2940 posts
5 Jan 2012 4:48pm
don't forget stab obsession as another variant
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
5 Jan 2012 7:51pm
This excellent brand may be tied up in litigation for "alleged" breaches in existing trademark law, But I think its plausable....
GriffinKites
GriffinKites
NSW
201 posts
NSW, 201 posts
5 Jan 2012 8:00pm
I am working on the kite designs. Finishing off the strut less bladder less non foil non inflating auto relaunch self zenith auto self landing 2 line kite with sharp bar ends for stabbing sharks with a wind range of 6 to 90 knots.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
5 Jan 2012 8:21pm
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