West Coast UK - Devon
Surfing Woolacoombe with 50 surfers out, seal takes a disliking to one random surfer and tries to mount his board/ shag him whilst he's sat on it.
seal knocks the guy off board and there having an underwater tussle for a bit.
then guy got back on board and seal starts pulling him backwards through the water by his leash.
This 30 year old bloke is screaming for help whilst all of us are shouting encouragement for the seal to rape him.
Ahh funny, but felt real sorry for the bloke