I think my wife stopped waxing. Just the shave now.....

Wax - I do a light top-up every surf.

Q: How often should your wife do a complete strip and wax for your viewing pleasure?
A1: Depends how hot your wife is.
A2: I'd say every second month after you have taught your wife how to strip wax off a board and re-wax to your liking.
A3: Depends how much you surf a particular board.
A4: Depends how much black wetsuit marks you can handle in your wax.
A5: - The real answer : Probably every 12 months or so, at least. I have a large assortment (of broads, I mean boards), so I probably only get around to it ever 18-24 months. But it should be every 12...


- Doggie, yes you probably go for fresh wax more often, but it is heaps easier to do a shorty... strip & re-wax of a longy is a bit of a mission actually !!

62mac said...

Wax every surf just a light one,re-wax every 12 weeks and all females should be bald 12 months a year.

and males, youre not discriminating are you 62mac

When I rode mals - completely stripped it off every 3mths and touched up any worn areas weekly - and never ever wax-combed a board cos that is the biggest wank IMO.
I do though now still wax the nose on every sup I ride.

i always run the block over the board b4 a surf lightly

but the look of the board like new again once cleaned is ver sexy... hmm maybe it could be called brazillian surfing ? i might you tube that

im with you jas. it is sexy when it has new wax on it me i have stripped mine a few times,i only like a real light wax job anyway so not a real hassle for sexiness

Brilliant ! ^

billboard said...

When I rode mals - completely stripped it off every 3mths and touched up any worn areas weekly - and never ever wax-combed a board cos that is the biggest wank IMO.
I do though now still wax the nose on every sup I ride.

Why is combing wax a wank BB ?

I agree CMC. 100%. Just make it sticky! I like Sex Wax Purple for most of the year down here... It's pretty tacky even in the coldest winter water.

Plus, 1 board 1 was job !
I've only sold a hand full of boards... bad habit of collecting... Most boards were only into their 2nd fresh coat.

62mac said...
all females should be bald 12 months a year.

I disagree. I much prefer a landing strip. I also like the chick to mix it up a bit - makes you think its someone else.........variety is the spice of life

Every surf that I have wax in the car, if not then whenever I buy some, could be weeks sometimes, I just usually buy 5 at a time and throw them in the car as needed. As for dewaxing, whenever it looks filthy or melts in the sun, probably once a year, usually do it when I'm away or something, hate getting rid of the old wax out of the grass.

And landing strip

Ted the Kiwi said...

62mac said...
all females should be bald 12 months a year.

I disagree. I much prefer a landing strip. I also like the chick to mix it up a bit - makes you think its someone else.........variety is the spice of life

easy fixed ted..you just get a third party too party mmm spiceeee

How far forward do you wax the board? See videos of people grabbing the front of the board with one arm and dipping down into the water under a wave. If I tried that it would be ripped out of my hand. Are you relying on the leg rope also to hold the board?

My wife can't wax or shave down there

Every time she tries to do it, greenpeace get wind of it and protest her for destroying old growth forrest

62mac said...

kadil said...

How far forward do you wax the board? See videos of people grabbing the front of the board with one arm and dipping down into the water under a wave. If I tried that it would be ripped out of my hand. Are you relying on the leg rope also to hold the board?

9 foot board wax it all,I've never had a board rip out of my arms but hey I'm super human and letting your leggie do the work should be your last resort,now you are venturing into dangerous ground.

62mac i have noticed that you didnt wax the nose area on some of youre boards that you showed the forum why not

62mac said...

Those boards are HP's and at my weight I don't ever think or want to get up there,you know no diving off the ship.I do wax my nose,not a good look having hair hanging outI do wax the log tho and have since those pictures were taken wax them all up.
Surfed with my son a few weeks ago and he asked me the same question,I said I'm not up there,he said yes you wereso all waxed up now.

Oh you can call me mac

the sup guys were calling you something else you know them well