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Ted the Kiwi > 9 months ago, 9 Jul 2015

Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

9 Jul 2015 3:01pm

Good to see it finally underway. Looks like Australia got off to a good start then fell apart. Good to see MJ back to his best

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

9 Jul 2015 4:40pm

I reiterate Pups earlier cursing of Brad Haddin and his butter fingers...****ing MJ needs to go to plan B on decks as lifeless as one of Cobra's dates

chrispy

9675 posts

9 Jul 2015 2:52pm

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Tux said...
I reiterate Pups earlier cursing of Brad Haddin and his butter fingers...****ing MJ needs to go to plan B on decks as lifeless as one of Cobra's dates

Boom

Who gives a fk,today is all about the absolute flogging Queensland gave those poor sorry sad Blues last night.

A game that should shut those smart arse cocky Blues players up for a very long time.

The only ashes I see today are those of the blue kind who were well and truly burnt last night.

Now carry on with your Ashes thread

thePup

13831 posts

9 Jul 2015 4:07pm

Haddin is a spud who is cooked geez even Rhoda Rottenbox would have snaffled that offering half asleep at some dingy Techno bar

it does not look good so far

losing the big Queenslander is going to hurt bad

NewScotty

2350 posts

9 Jul 2015 5:36pm

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Macaha said...
Who gives a fk,today is all about the absolute flogging Queensland gave those poor sorry sad Blues last night.

A game that should shut those smart arse cocky Blues players up for a very long time.

The only ashes I see today are those of the blue kind who were well and truly burnt last night.

Now carry on with your Ashes thread

It's old news.
Move on

thePup

13831 posts

9 Jul 2015 5:48pm

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NewScotty said..

It's old news.
Move on

Scotty mate - the most talented thing for NSW out there last night was Erin Molan

and by a farken long way

Cobra

9106 posts

9 Jul 2015 6:20pm

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Macaha said..
Who gives a fk,today is all about the absolute flogging Queensland gave those poor sorry sad Blues last night.

A game that should shut those smart arse cocky Blues players up for a very long time.

The only ashes I see today are those of the blue kind who were well and truly burnt last night.

Now carry on with your Ashes thread

BOOM

Cobra

9106 posts

9 Jul 2015 6:23pm

I'm just waiting on Ted's Ashes predictions.

Folks they are priceless

NewScotty

2350 posts

9 Jul 2015 7:13pm

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Cobra said...
I'm just waiting on Ted's Ashes predictions.

Folks they are priceless

I recall he goes for the poms - not us

Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

9 Jul 2015 9:57pm

Cobra - like I normally say MJ is an over rated hoax. Plays well occasionally but has about as much consistency as your local waves

Cobra

9106 posts

9 Jul 2015 8:01pm

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Ted the Kiwi said..
Cobra - like I normally say MJ is an over rated hoax. Plays well occasionally but has about as much consistency as your local waves

least i have a local

Cobra

9106 posts

9 Jul 2015 8:02pm

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NewScotty said..

Cobra said...
I'm just waiting on Ted's Ashes predictions.

Folks they are priceless

I recall he goes for the poms - not us

scotty he is a pom

Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

9 Jul 2015 11:36pm

Look I will be barracking for the Poms for sure

Australia should win with Steve Smith and Mitch Stark the game winners. Warner will chip in with 3 centuries and Rogers a healthy average in the mid forties. Ryan Harris a loss. The Duke ball and greasy conditions should favour England. Realistically though the Aussies have a much better team on paper.

Early banter in the tabloids and the crowd

NewScotty

2350 posts

10 Jul 2015 7:17am

How did we end up at stumps?

Salty Sea Dog

VIC

346 posts

10 Jul 2015 12:54pm

He bowls to the left.
He bowls the riiiiiiiight.
That Mitchel Johnson, his bowling is............

Cobra

9106 posts

10 Jul 2015 4:27pm

i can see where this thread is heading

with Ted at the helm of the good ship slag the australians.

as i sit on the Aussie dock and watch the slag the Australias boat being loaded with sheep and think its funny how these sheep follow the kiwi captan into the back stalls where they get a right old shafting and not know it.

Cobra

9106 posts

10 Jul 2015 4:30pm

BTW Lacey loves cricket

thePup

13831 posts

10 Jul 2015 8:08pm

Farken hell

Haddin is a limp Turnip

Cobra

9106 posts

10 Jul 2015 8:19pm

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thePup said..
Farken hell

Haddin is a limp Turnip

be carful folks this is Ted's other login

thePup

13831 posts

10 Jul 2015 8:35pm

Mate it's only 3 days in & we look bloody shot

Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

12 Jul 2015 7:52am

And by the 4th you were

. Long way to go though. As Australia hold the Urn this really just squares things up now.

Salty Sea Dog

VIC

346 posts

13 Jul 2015 9:15am

Lords is far more suited to the Australian's. Cardiff was a lifeless pitch, so come Lords I expect the Aussie's to win and win well, just so long as the weather doesn't become England's 12th man.

At 1 all, we'll then see who has the minerals.

Cobra

9106 posts

13 Jul 2015 10:25am

had to laugh at one of the aussie pace attack digging one in short

it just p00fed up into the air and sat there waiting to be smashed to the shortest of boundaries.

Sh!tty soft pom pitches with that fark"n duke ball.

our pace guys will always struggle on those soft pitches and never get enough time with the duke.

wish we had Pigeon still bowling line & length line & length with a little leg cutter at lords.

Cobra

9106 posts

13 Jul 2015 10:29am

i heard we were like five wickets for 60 runs at one stage. glad i didn't lose sleep for that

laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

13 Jul 2015 1:32pm

Can someone explain how a kiwi starts a ashes topic,
, goes for the poms and nobody does anything about it.

sad state of affairs.

Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

13 Jul 2015 1:55pm

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laceys lane said..
Can someone explain how a kiwi starts a ashes topic,
, goes for the poms and nobody does anything about it.

sad state of affairs.

Sounds like a guy I know,has an epic surf on a new board then sells it,re orders another one fmd

thePup

13831 posts

13 Jul 2015 12:31pm

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Cobra

9106 posts

13 Jul 2015 2:40pm

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Macaha said..

laceys lane said..
Can someone explain how a kiwi starts a ashes topic,
, goes for the poms and nobody does anything about it.

sad state of affairs.

Sounds like a guy I know,has an epic surf on a new board then sells it,re orders another one fmd

might be the same guy that bags me

laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

13 Jul 2015 5:58pm

This could be anyone' pinnacle mac' couldnt it

V knows what he wants

Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

13 Jul 2015 6:49pm

This is an Ashes thread fellas - keep your squabbling on boards to the other 500 threads still alive on the same topic

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