That does not sound good Vanders, constant joint pain and lethargy is not a fun gig.
Maybe you can snatch some small victories from the jaws of defeat while you're recovering:
> No more taking out the garbage
> No more having to get up off the couch to get your own beer
> A sympathy root will be a lot easier score, along with the bonus of a better chance of a cowgirl or maybe even a reverse cowgirl if you can manage to squeeze out a tear or two.
> How about "Honey, my wrist joints are too sore and I really need a wank! do you mind giving me a hand?"
The possibilities are endless
Seriously mate, get well soon so we can surf arra again.
PS. so I can teach you how a Hotlog should be ridden