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Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

13 Jul 2016 9:40pm
actually Chrispy it played right into it - I just loaded up on Queensland at $4.80 1 min before the try and then that happened as well ! ! Lets just say I started dancing round the room
chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

13 Jul 2016 8:02pm
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Ted the Kiwi said...
actually Chrispy it played right into it - I just loaded up on Queensland at $4.80 1 min before the try and then that happened as well ! ! Lets just say I started dancing round the room


Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

13 Jul 2016 10:04pm
yeah that hurt been a good week so not the end of the world - just annoying. So close to another surfboard
chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

13 Jul 2016 8:05pm
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Ted the Kiwi said...
yeah that hurt


I bet. It would have been like Santa kicking you in the balls as he took the present back
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

14 Jul 2016 10:20am




vanders1
vanders1

QLD

3809 posts

14 Jul 2016 10:25am
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Macaha said..






Seriously???????????
bazz61
bazz61

QLD

3570 posts

14 Jul 2016 11:16am
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Ted the Kiwi said..
So JH misses the Fiji team as thought. If he had not played those few minutes for them a couple of months ago he would still be available for the Wallabies and could use that as leverage for his next contract. Now who knows. Surely not back to Parra - why would you want to go there Good on him for giving it a crack. But next time give yourself some more time.

No chance of a career in the greyhound industry in NSW either by the look of it. I reckon he should go to French rugby.


"No chance of a career in the greyhound industry in NSW either by the look of it"


One smart ass reckoned they were going to put a lamb on the grey hound track and let the KIWIS chase after it ...!
obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

14 Jul 2016 11:51am
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bazz61 said..



Ted the Kiwi said..
So JH misses the Fiji team as thought. If he had not played those few minutes for them a couple of months ago he would still be available for the Wallabies and could use that as leverage for his next contract. Now who knows. Surely not back to Parra - why would you want to go there Good on him for giving it a crack. But next time give yourself some more time.

No chance of a career in the greyhound industry in NSW either by the look of it. I reckon he should go to French rugby.





"No chance of a career in the greyhound industry in NSW either by the look of it"


One smart ass reckoned they were going to put a EWE on the grey hound track and let the KIWIS chase after it ...!




Fixed it for you.

Not all Kiwis are paedophiles
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

14 Jul 2016 12:01pm
bazz61
bazz61

QLD

3570 posts

14 Jul 2016 7:40pm
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obct said..

bazz61 said..




Ted the Kiwi said..
So JH misses the Fiji team as thought. If he had not played those few minutes for them a couple of months ago he would still be available for the Wallabies and could use that as leverage for his next contract. Now who knows. Surely not back to Parra - why would you want to go there Good on him for giving it a crack. But next time give yourself some more time.

No chance of a career in the greyhound industry in NSW either by the look of it. I reckon he should go to French rugby.






"No chance of a career in the greyhound industry in NSW either by the look of it"


One smart ass reckoned they were going to put a EWE on the grey hound track and let the KIWIS chase after it ...!





Fixed it for you.

Not all Kiwis are paedophiles


Ha Ha smart ass II...
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

14 Jul 2016 10:49pm
Yep some of us go for the ewes
Cobra
Cobra

9106 posts

16 Jul 2016 8:44pm



chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

16 Jul 2016 8:49pm
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Cobra said..




i much prefer the pokemom game
Cobra
Cobra

9106 posts

16 Jul 2016 9:01pm
must remind myself tomorrow
tick Chrispy off my hero list
chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

16 Jul 2016 9:06pm
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Cobra said..
must remind myself tomorrow
tick Chrispy off my hero list




Cobra said..

must remind myself tomorrow
tick Chrispy off my hero list



poke a mom you tard now put me back on that list





Cobra
Cobra

9106 posts

16 Jul 2016 10:08pm
Check
back on list
SP
SP

SP

10982 posts

22 Jul 2016 11:08am
Selling ordinary beat up 80s thrusters and calling them vintage and collectible.

There is a difference between collectible and old..

Some Of the prices asked are farkin ridiculously hilarious..



Sandsy1
Sandsy1

NSW

814 posts

22 Jul 2016 2:22pm
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SP said..
Selling ordinary beat up 80s thrusters and calling them vintage and collectible.

There is a difference between collectible and old..

Some Of the prices asked are farkin ridiculously hilarious..





Absolutely! Pieces of crap! Local auction 1 or 2 interesting old ones, 20 plus rubbish bins.
McHenry
McHenry

SA

1739 posts

22 Jul 2016 2:14pm
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Sandsy1 said...
SP said..
Selling ordinary beat up 80s thrusters and calling them vintage and collectible.

There is a difference between collectible and old..

Some Of the prices asked are farkin ridiculously hilarious..





Absolutely! Pieces of crap! Local auction 1 or 2 interesting old ones, 20 plus rubbish bins.


Was that the Ocean Blue Auction? ?
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

23 Jul 2016 12:14pm
My long term and best mate Dolla who just sent me this text prick the story goes I was eying off this boat and over beers one night I told him how good a buy it was, he asked me if I would mind if he called the guy and ended up buying it site unseen from my recommendation , prick haha



Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

25 Jul 2016 4:22pm
Pup for putting this advertising in my mail box when the sign says NO JUNK MAIL



chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

25 Jul 2016 2:33pm
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Macaha said...
Pup for putting this advertising in my mail box when the sign says NO JUNK MAIL






Wall and cavity dusting aye
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

25 Jul 2016 4:36pm
I just checked Pups number and its different from the advert or dose he have duel numbers like his SB account


Tux
Tux

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

26 Jul 2016 7:11am
Gel application....at least he doesn't go in dry
obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

26 Jul 2016 7:43am
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Tux said..

Gel application....at least he doesn't go in dry


Yes he does

Sandsy1
Sandsy1

NSW

814 posts

26 Jul 2016 10:30am
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McHenry said..

Sandsy1 said...

SP said..
Selling ordinary beat up 80s thrusters and calling them vintage and collectible.

There is a difference between collectible and old..

Some Of the prices asked are farkin ridiculously hilarious..





Absolutely! Pieces of crap! Local auction 1 or 2 interesting old ones, 20 plus rubbish bins.



Was that the Ocean Blue Auction? ?


Yeh. He had some of his new boards for sale and there were a few crackers on auction. But the second hand stuff, was rubbish mostly.
obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

29 Jul 2016 5:56pm
Morons who go up the the Avocado bin at the market and shove their dirty coont scratchers into the side of 6 or 7 perfectly good fruit, that are obviously ready to be eaten, before picking the one they want, thereby rendering the previous 6 or 7 bruised beyond any real value.

I often secretly hope that some previous non compos mentis has managed to get to the one they eventually pick so that when they finally get to eat it, the insides are as brown as their stinking arse hole rings.

I'm at the point when I now never buy Avocados unless I see ones that are so impossibly green that no one would ever be stupid enough to shove their digits in them, then just let them ripen at home, untouched.


Rant over, I'll go back to my room now.




Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

29 Jul 2016 6:50pm
I hear ya OB. We generally run a 5-7 day turn around on ours for exactly that reason. Pricks.

Do you know that there are heaps of tricks for ripening an Avo - our fav when really pushed is to wrap in tin foil then place in oven at 180 for 10 mins or so. Then let it cool and you are done
thePup
thePup

13831 posts

29 Jul 2016 6:33pm
I have one ......


A big fat pop on the shnout for Tony Abbott ......

Ordered one of his flunkies to shag Pauline Hanson ......

Geez now that is a farken low dog act .....
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