you've just had your arse severly spanked by a 12m bowkite and you stand, tea-bagging on the beach, where your board has washed in... only to have the board "roll" 20m up the beach in the wind!

I thought it was over that day!

Bring it ON!

When you look out the window to check to see if the wind has come up and you see the dog flappin` on the end of his chain

...when all of the seabreeze W.A. wind graphs peak at 50 knots and then fall suddenly silent as they are blown off their mountings

...when you have to wear a full length steamer, boots, gloves and motor cycle helmet in high summer at Scarbs to prevent layers of skin being removed as you try and pump up.

...when you pull up in the carpark at Scarbs and find waves breaking against the ashphalt only to find out every grain of sand has been blown to Hillaries and the beaches are gone....and that Hillaries "Dunes" are now covered in motocross bikes, 4WD's and dune buggies

Then you need a Halo 7.0

i can't hear you!!

when you blow out your lines then go back to launch and can't find your bar cause its covered in sand

THERES NO ONE ON THE BEACH BUT KITERS

when ur flyin a bow kite and u pull down on the bar to see how windy it is and suddenly ur 20 feet in the air

when u look outside to see if the wind has picked up to find thet all of the trees have been knocked over

when u try and launch a kite and instead of the kite going into the tree the tree goes into the kite

"When no ones posted crap on this forum for a while."
Oldie but definately goldie!!!!

When some hot chick has cooked you dinner and is keen for anything and all you want to do is get out of there.
!!Maybe not!!

Yeah yeah alright, as if a hot check ever offered me anything more than a restraining order

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Originally posted by skidsy

Yeah yeah alright, as if a hot check ever offered me anything more than a restraining order

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When Skidsys missus rocks up and she is fu%$ing pi$$3d off because he is late for dinner again

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Originally posted by I know skidsy

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Originally posted by skidsy

Yeah yeah alright, as if a hot check ever offered me anything more than a restraining order

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When Skidsys missus rocks up and she is fu%$ing pi$$3d off because he is late for dinner again

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Sorry guys I had to repeat this one. SO TRUE


When Skidsys missus rocks up and she is fu%$ing pi$$3d off because he is late for dinner again

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Originally posted by Blondie

@ kitecrazzzy
if your talking about the 5 knot limit and others
unlike boating (speed boats), there is no speed restictions just the same as small yachts. there are a whole number of exemptions for kiters in the rule book.

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try telling that to maritime queensland. they state we are are a vessel and have to follow the SIX knot rule in currumbin alley. p.s. its windy when your at school with the windows open and lose your papers