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stribo
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7 Nov 2007 3:35pm
NotWal said...

jquigley said...

When's the next experiment/head FK being done? Struth...

Possible topics for next thread: Desperate housewives, The biggest loser,.......

Ideas anyone?




How to keep your man happy


Never under any circumstance mention "no" and "windsurf" in the same sentance
Pugwash
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Pugwash Pugwash
WA, 7733 posts
7 Nov 2007 2:44pm
stribo said...

NotWal said...

jquigley said...

When's the next experiment/head FK being done? Struth...

Possible topics for next thread: Desperate housewives, The biggest loser,.......

Ideas anyone?




How to keep your man happy


Never under any circumstance mention "no" and "windsurf" in the same sentance



Hmmmm... What about:

"No, don't come shopping (etc etc), go windsurfing instead".
stribo
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7 Nov 2007 4:12pm
Pugwash said...

stribo said...

NotWal said...

jquigley said...

When's the next experiment/head FK being done? Struth...

Possible topics for next thread: Desperate housewives, The biggest loser,.......

Ideas anyone?




How to keep your man happy


Never under any circumstance mention "no" and "windsurf" in the same sentance



Hmmmm... What about:

"No, don't come shopping (etc etc), go windsurfing instead".


I have one like that always consults me before commiting to any family bbq's,shopping trips etc etc..
But then she is a windsurfer herself so she understands
NotWal
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NotWal NotWal
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8 Nov 2007 12:57am
No no no no. This is a ladies thread. It has to appeal to ladies. You have to say something ad hominem like " Ladies, nothing will please you man more than buying yourself a new pair of shoes."
elizabethb
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8 Nov 2007 1:06am
NotWal said...

You have to say something ad hominem like " Ladies, nothing will please you man more than buying yourself a new pair of shoes."


Oh GOD...

haha I luv ya Dave, but I hate female stereotypes people put on girls....

I'd be the last person to ever look at a thread on shoes, clothes, shopping, hair, makeup etc., let alone WANT to go shopping for any of these; I own all of these aforementioned items, however, I'm not obsessed with any of them. Not like kiting.

Yikes.

haha STEREOTYPES are shocking. lol [}:)][}:)]

NotWal
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NotWal NotWal
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8 Nov 2007 1:12am
See how provocative that was.
elizabethb
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8 Nov 2007 1:17am
NotWal said...

See how provocative that was.


lol to THAT topic, you knew I'd bite haha carn you

Mark _australia
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8 Nov 2007 8:53am
elizabethb said...

NotWal said...

You have to say something ad hominem like " Ladies, nothing will please you man more than buying yourself a new pair of shoes."


Oh GOD...

haha I luv ya Dave, but I hate female stereotypes people put on girls....

I'd be the last person to ever look at a thread on shoes, clothes, shopping, hair, makeup etc., let alone WANT to go shopping for any of these; I own all of these aforementioned items, however, I'm not obsessed with any of them. Not like kiting.

Yikes.

haha STEREOTYPES are shocking. lol [}:)][}:)]




But sponsored by a company that makes sexy togs to wear to the beach......... hmmmm.



elizabethb
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8 Nov 2007 11:03am
Mark _australia said...



But sponsored by a company that makes sexy togs to wear to the beach......... hmmmm.



BUT they are for the use of Kiting and keeping ones top on!

If their sole purpose was to only enhance ones body then sure, but as it is sporting based WITH an amazingly level of sexiness, then its alright lol







BUT

oohhh yeah I've Got ROD STEWART tickets


Wineman
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Wineman Wineman
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8 Nov 2007 12:53pm
elizabethb said...

BUT

oohhh yeah I've Got ROD STEWART tickets [/center]




That's why you like this forum so much.......

You're into older men........like, about your grandad's age
[}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]
elizabethb
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8 Nov 2007 1:58pm
Wineman said...



That's why you like this forum so much.......

You're into older men........like, about your grandad's age
[}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]


loooool tsk tsk.


Only because Michael Buble isn't touring at the start of next year, and being my mum's Bday day and her loving him, thats why I have them

haha can't knock a man who is 62, with such talent [}:)]

>subnote - Grandads dead<
jquigley
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WA
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10 Nov 2007 4:12pm
elizabethb said...

jquigley said...

When's the next experiment/head FK being done? Struth...

Possible topics for next thread: Desperate housewives, The biggest loser,.......

Ideas anyone?




LOL

No the NEXT topic to be brought up by u fellas will be similar to Ch-2 Program 'Grumpy Old Men' and Beer Guts Right back atcha jquigley haha

Next ull be asking for a strictly girl-guys forum!!!!!

Relax a little. Don't read if you don't like something the first time. Best thing is, no one is making you read it You're making the choice





Apologies to you elizabethb and girls on the forum for generalising about females, I should know better, I do know better. What can I say, it was a momentary lapse into grumpyoldmanitis.

My pscyhoanalyst is talking to me again now so the world is a better, cheerier place.

J-P
GreenPat
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20 Nov 2007 4:21pm
GreenPat said...

Then there's the times that the chick dumps you, stays friends, meets your mate, dates him, he dumps her, she comes back to you as a shoulder to lean on all upset because he won't shag her, while you still want to and she won't shag you.

So he's upset because he's shagged you by proxy,
she's upset because he won't shag her,
and you're upset because she won't shag you,

but because you're all friends you still keep drinking together.

What was this post about anyway? What list?



****, it's happened again. **** staying friends with either of them this time
stribo
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20 Nov 2007 5:08pm
GreenPat said...

GreenPat said...

Then there's the times that the chick dumps you, stays friends, meets your mate, dates him, he dumps her, she comes back to you as a shoulder to lean on all upset because he won't shag her, while you still want to and she won't shag you.

So he's upset because he's shagged you by proxy,
she's upset because he won't shag her,
and you're upset because she won't shag you,

but because you're all friends you still keep drinking together.

What was this post about anyway? What list?



****, it's happened again. **** staying friends with either of them this time



Your a sucker to stay friends with them the first time
Wineman
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Wineman Wineman
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20 Nov 2007 6:41pm
GreenPat,

sounds like you'd better send ElizB an airfare [}:)][}:)]
GreenPat
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GreenPat GreenPat
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20 Nov 2007 6:14pm
No, it's different people this time, just that an ex has shacked up with a mate again. They haven't broken up yet, I wonder if they will too...

Not that I intend on speaking to either of them again anyway.
elizabethb
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20 Nov 2007 7:09pm
Wineman said...

GreenPat,

sounds like you'd better send ElizB an airfare [}:)][}:)]


LOL!!!!

It certainly wasn't me Pat was referring to! LOL

Although Pat... When does my plane ticket arrive!?

I hate to inform you however, I plan on kiting a fair amount of the time, so one will rarely see me anyway!

That is WHY [/b[there is the UNSAID RULE that one [b]CAN NOT date a mates best friend or otherwise friend!!!
I wasn't too convinced of this rule a few weeks ago, however, I agree its too right and true!!!!

STEER clear of those kind of circumstances!....

ooOO Pattt
GreenPat
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GreenPat GreenPat
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21 Nov 2007 12:09am
Righto, I go back to work next Tuesday before sunrise, so if you come over Monday I can give you the house keys, the car keys, all the kiting gear you want, a wad of cash if you need it and you can spend the following 8 days kiting your backside off in Perth before I come back. Then you can dump me and go back to Queensland, all expenses paid . Then we can save the annoying parts of getting to know each other, discovering it doesn't work, breaking up and getting all emotional afterwards [}:)]...

GreenPat
GreenPat
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21 Nov 2007 12:14am
GreenPat said...

GreenPat said...

Then there's the times that the chick dumps you, stays friends, meets your mate, dates him, he dumps her, she comes back to you as a shoulder to lean on all upset because he won't shag her, while you still want to and she won't shag you.

So he's upset because he's shagged you by proxy,
she's upset because he won't shag her,
and you're upset because she won't shag you,

but because you're all friends you still keep drinking together.

What was this post about anyway? What list?



****, it's happened again. **** staying friends with either of them this time



Holy carp, I cracked 1000 posts with that ****? **** I dribble some **** at times.

I got in trouble for swearing at work this last roster, that's a pretty good effort on a minesite. I'm just typing asterix's here (and intentionally naming a fish), saving Laurie's minions the effort. This female business is just too much, please pardon my language.

Wind is on tomorrow .
elizabethb
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21 Nov 2007 12:51am
GreenPat said...

Righto, I go back to work next Tuesday before sunrise, so if you come over Monday I can give you the house keys, the car keys, all the kiting gear you want, a wad of cash if you need it and you can spend the following 8 days kiting your backside off in Perth before I come back. Then you can dump me and go back to Queensland, all expenses paid . Then we can save the annoying parts of getting to know each other, discovering it doesn't work, breaking up and getting all emotional afterwards [}:)]...






oh my... oooohhh my Pat.... Pat my dear dear dear Pat.

Look what some females have done to you! Must you ever think of me as a female the same way again? I would be heartbroken if you thought of me like this! For I am far from this kind of 'female' person.

I shall instead invite you to come over here and kite with me. Bask those old times of females doing that.
I now guarantee I shall be single nearly forever! You know how hard it is to find a teacher who kites, owns a Nissan Navara, loves kids and the list goes......! on

GreenPat
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21 Nov 2007 1:20am
Hey, I didn't know you owned a Nissan Navara? I know you mentioned one a while back, but I didn't know it was yours. I mean strewth:


Shall we continue flirting in private then...?
elizabethb
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21 Nov 2007 1:40am
GreenPat said...

Hey, I didn't know you owned a Nissan Navara? I know you mentioned one a while back, but I didn't know it was yours. I mean strewth:


Shall we continue flirting in private then...?

lol no no no haha....

I so want a GUY who has a nissan navrara!

But asap the first thing I shall be getting is a nissan navara of my own LOL!

[}:)]

Damn and I thought everyone else here was enjoying the conversation too! Couldn't leave them out of it dear pat! What about poor rellie! What at his feelings.




GreenPat
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21 Nov 2007 2:54am
I know him, he doesn't have any feelings, it's all a play. Besides, he's a friend of mine, so you can never date him now .
elizabethb
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QLD
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21 Nov 2007 3:12am
ahhh man are you serious! Poor Rellie was my 'backup' in case we didn't work out Pat!

humbug

What else can I do now. I shall secretly see rellie instead. You ARE away for 8 days... *twiddles fingers* yes yes that sounds good.
[}:)]
Susie
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21 Nov 2007 1:32pm
REALLY enjoying this conversation guys. BIG smile on my face.
Wineman
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21 Nov 2007 2:27pm
Susie said...

REALLY enjoying this conversation guys. BIG smile on my face.



Yeah. Playing it safe though. WA to QLD
Susie
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21 Nov 2007 2:16pm
yEAH its a LOOOOng way. So why are you called Wineman? Being surrounded by wine myself.
Wineman
Wineman
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Wineman Wineman
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21 Nov 2007 4:30pm
Owned a liquor store til recently
elizabethb
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22 Nov 2007 12:00am
Susie said...

REALLY enjoying this conversation guys. BIG smile on my face.


But... Susie this isn't playing around. its fun for Pat and I too, but we're serious!
Pat and I are seeing each other, and after a week we're engaged and Rellie is my back-up!

How can people make fun of our love Pat!?

DW Rellie I LOVE you too



GreenPat
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22 Nov 2007 1:36am
I dunno Liz but it cuts, it cuts deep...

Hey look, I got the secret beige post. We can use it for secret communications hey, if people don't go putting it on the odd numbered posts...

Liz I will meet you two hours after sunset in four days from now at this secret location: 32°17'59.21"S, 115°41'46.98"E. The moon will be full and the wind will be strong and we might crack it for a sighting of the rare and elusive secret beige night kiting society...
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