rps said...

As if by design, the moderate northerly will allow the superstars a dry hair, downwind sail from Point Ormond to Green Point. Watch for the Police boat escort as well as the News choppers overhead.

As Doug mentioned, a fleet of stretched Hummers will meet them at Green Pt and the Convoy will then make it's way past the Brighton Savoy, Royal Brighton Yacht Club and then finally crawl up Bay St to the Red Carpet greeting at the Brighton Bay. They should be fashionably late at around 7.45pm to have allowed the fans and paparazzi to have whipped themselves into a frenzy whilst kept waiting.

Since the convoy of vehicles are no less than the Prime Ministers' personal fleet, he also kindly offered the protection of 10 of his Secret Service agents. Two of them have been assigned to Spotty, such is his popularity with the ladies!

drift said...


Who is he being dressed by??

CROWEMAN said...



Heard you're taking Lara Bingle as your squeeze for the Big Night. Make sure you've got a roll of that special flesh coloured tape - just in case of 'accidents' with her Dolce and Gabanna. Not sure whether RPS sell it.