Windsurfing Evolution

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Wineman
Wineman
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7 Sep 2010 4:30pm

Where did it start, & where is it now?
For our edification - Creationism or evolution?

Discuss


barn
barn
WA
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7 Sep 2010 5:15pm
ok ill bite!

to start with the "march of progress" image is misleading, it implies evolution is a linear advance towards a final outcome.. or "higher species" (in humans infinite modesty, man is seen as the final goal of evolution,)

so evolution is not a march to one true final 'product' which is better than all others, but an adaptation to fill any ecological niche..

if I were to draw similarities to evolution.. windsurfing an kitesurfing cannot be seen as either primitive or more evolved, but filling a niche market.

windsurfing occupies an ecological niche where a sport is needed that is, retro, expensive, hard to learn and almost impossible to find anywhere consistently windy.. like, such as.. the Iraq.

kitesurfing occupies a wider niche that is similar, only less expensive and easier but more fatal to learn, less wind required, and so on..

both are valid species, id say kitesurfing would be the more adaptable wolf, and windsurfing would be the thylacine, less adaptable, but awesome in its own way..

and a abomination between them both is the doomed 'wind weapon'
flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
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7 Sep 2010 7:23pm
Jim Drake is the man He is the reason why we all love surfing with funny looking sails on our boards. He is to blame, but boy am i happy he invented windsurfing. google starboard and Jim Drake. He is a legend and still loves to windsurf i read in a windsurf mag. He is still totally addicted to windsurfing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Drake(engineer)
www.windsurfing-academy.com/information_bank/history/interview_with_jim_drake.asp
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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7 Sep 2010 6:06pm
Ahhh but DID he actually invent it?


(Oh no what have I done?? We now have kiting vs. windsurfing, evolution vs creationsism, and Drake invented windsurfing vs Drake only perfected the Uni joint, all in one thread. I say lock it now moderationifying people )
NotWal
NotWal
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7 Sep 2010 8:54pm
Creation or evolution? - a bit of both. Are Jim and Hoyle gods? Obviously so (qed).

lotofwind
lotofwind
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7 Sep 2010 9:10pm
Evolution,,,what came first , then evolved into something faster and more manoverable,jump higher,ride waves more radically in the pocket,etc , etclol
barn
barn
WA
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7 Sep 2010 7:45pm
I dont want to associate windsurfing with daft creationism, how about abiogenesis???

boom, sail, a board and a bit rubber all floating around in some sort of primeval soup slowly assembling by simple chemistry? with absolutely no need for a creator?


lotofwind said...

,ride waves more radically in the pocket,etc , etclol


haha wish i could get radical in the pocket, that so extreme...your one outrageous dude, your totally in my face.. check u on da flipside..




lotofwind
lotofwind
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7 Sep 2010 9:49pm
uummmmmmmmmm,,I never said which one was faster or more manoverable???Read my post again.
You just assumed or new I was talking about kiteing because in your mind you know it might be????????


ha ha ha heee ha ha
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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7 Sep 2010 7:53pm
lotofwind said...

Evolution,,,what came first , then evolved into something faster and more manoverable,jump higher,ride waves more radically in the pocket,etc , etclol


I agree

the pic shows a kiter evolving into a windsurfer"faster and more manoverable,jump higher,ride waves more radically in the pocket"

About time you came around Mr lotofwind
lotofwind
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7 Sep 2010 9:58pm
Mark _australia said...

lotofwind said...

Evolution,,,what came first , then evolved into something faster and more manoverable,jump higher,ride waves more radically in the pocket,etc , etclol


I agree

the pic shows a kiter evolving into a windsurfer"faster and more manoverable,jump higher,ride waves more radically in the pocket"

About time you came around Mr lotofwind


Soooooo kiteing came first?????? and then evolved to poledancing?????
Do a search on the interweb to find the meaning of Evolved.
Google is your friend
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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7 Sep 2010 8:04pm
never said kiting came first - was referring to the pic

you post a lot in the polie forum for a teabagger

Gay, but curious about the other side perhaps???
lotofwind
lotofwind
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7 Sep 2010 10:07pm
Mark _australia said...

never said kiting came first - was referring to the pic

you post a lot in the polie forum for a teabagger

Gay, but curious about the other side perhaps???

Like I said in another post,
People only resort to insults if they feel threatened or insercure or lack comunication skills.
Sorry if you feel threatened,
is all in good fun.
barn
barn
WA
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7 Sep 2010 8:19pm
lotofwind said...

uummmmmmmmmm,,I never said which one was faster or more manoverable???Read my post again.
You just assumed or new I was talking about kiteing because in your mind you know it might be????????


ha ha ha heee ha ha


I said nothing about kitesurfing either, i was merely pointing out the awesome language u were using.. I guess your used to getting reactions about your Kirk Cameron style kite.vs.poleboarding vendetta! You just assumed or new I was talking about kiteing because in your mind you know it might be????????

gesper
gesper
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7 Sep 2010 10:19pm
So what came first,the kiter or boardies over wetsuit. I think they came at the same time
lotofwind
lotofwind
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7 Sep 2010 10:25pm
I think one of the oldies that I saw poledancing the other day should put some boardies over his budgie smugglers
barn
barn
WA
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7 Sep 2010 8:28pm
lotofwind said...

I think one of the oldies that I saw poledancing the other day should put some boardies over his budgie smugglers


budgies this time of year??? what a hero! is that not also radically in the pocket??
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
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7 Sep 2010 10:34pm
naa,, just made me want to spew,

why do old dudes,when they get over weight and wrinkley decide its time to show off their bodys and where budgies?????
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
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7 Sep 2010 10:37pm
Wineman said...


Where did it start, & where is it now?
For our edification - Creationism or evolution?

Discuss



Pete - i'm just guesing here, but in your spare time do you like to throw a hot chip to a flock of seagulls and then just step back to watch the mayhem..
lotofwind
lotofwind
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7 Sep 2010 10:44pm
^^^^Î think your right,
I would guess he dips the chip in chilli sauce first as well.
pierrec45
pierrec45
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7 Sep 2010 11:11pm
Windsurfers currently have a very small and declining population, it's called genetic erosion.
We, modern windsurfers, have a strong proclivity towards endogamy, I mean sports-wise of course

At my local beach, I saw 1-2 guys MAX this year teach windsurfing to friends and others. And when they do, they do it in the worst possible conditions.

The effect is that we deserve the high price of modern windsurfing equipment: it's simple low-volume economics.
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Wineman
Wineman
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8 Sep 2010 10:14am
DavMen said...

Wineman said...


Where did it start, & where is it now?
For our edification - Creationism or evolution?

Discuss



Pete - i'm just guessing here, but in your spare time do you like to throw a hot chip to a flock of seagulls and then just step back to watch the mayhem..



I put the topic under "humour" as it was a sort of play on words or pictures - perhaps I should have considered "politics" or "religion".

Now I'm confused

- everyone go & get out on the water & have a sail
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
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8 Sep 2010 10:32am
Wineman said...

DavMen said...

Wineman said...


Where did it start, & where is it now?
For our edification - Creationism or evolution?

Discuss



Pete - i'm just guessing here, but in your spare time do you like to throw a hot chip to a flock of seagulls and then just step back to watch the mayhem..



I put the topic under "humour" as it was a sort of play on words or pictures - perhaps I should have considered "politics" or "religion".

Now I'm confused

- everyone go & get out on the water & have a sail



hehehe - I realise it was humour - so was my reply, as all I could picture was your cheeky grin you must have had, as you posted it!
ginger pom
ginger pom
VIC
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8 Sep 2010 4:55pm
lotofwind said...

Soooooo kiteing came first?????? and then evolved to poledancing?????
Do a search on the interweb to find the meaning of Evolved.
Google is your friend


Kiting did come first. Mary Poppins invented it.


FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
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8 Sep 2010 5:53pm
ginger pom said...

lotofwind said...

Soooooo kiteing came first?????? and then evolved to poledancing?????
Do a search on the interweb to find the meaning of Evolved.
Google is your friend


Kiting did come first. Mary Poppins invented it.

http ://




Well, you did quote a youtube source, so it must be true.

P.S. stop making fun of the monkey with the kite - he doesn't know any better
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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8 Sep 2010 6:01pm
ginger pom said...

lotofwind said...

Soooooo kiteing came first?????? and then evolved to poledancing?????
Do a search on the interweb to find the meaning of Evolved.
Google is your friend


Kiting did come first. Mary Poppins invented it.




Oh.My.God. It all falls into place now and makes so much sense!
Wineman
Wineman
NSW
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9 Sep 2010 11:02pm

bump......[}:)]
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
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10 Sep 2010 6:28pm
if wasn't for a kite and a car key, we wouldn't have letrizity
flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
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10 Sep 2010 8:13pm
lotofwind said...

naa,, just made me want to spew,

why do old dudes,when they get over weight and wrinkley decide its time to show off their bodys and where budgies?????


hahaha lotofwind is a funny little man
lotofwind
lotofwind
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10 Sep 2010 10:29pm
Thanx flipper,,,but you didnt answer the question....why do you oldies do that
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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10 Sep 2010 9:17pm
Haircut said...

if wasn't for a kite and a car key, we wouldn't have letrizity


Somehow I don't think it was a car key

Unless Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was in fact a true life documentary...
flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
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10 Sep 2010 11:39pm
lotofwind said...

Thanx flipper,,,but you didnt answer the question....why do you oldies do that


Well if 32 is really that old?? Well i'll be, where is my walking stick gone?? I allways use my walking stick to walk my gear up to the water, before a free ride session, and the chicks love to see a old man with a bushy beard rip it up doing helitacks, jump jibes ect.. I allways come in after a session, and have most the time stacks of 21 year old chicks, that are your age lotofwind, yell ''hey flipper can I have ya autograph''
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