^^ I suspect its a combination of not enough downhaul, a conspiracy of some kind, and that fact I was neither foiling nor riding an LT. I should add that what remains of the mast is irreversibly stuck together.
In answer to Ben's questions;
- What exactly was the chopper pilot supposed to do? Reach down and pick me up?
- The sail presumably got smashed up in the shorebreak when it washed in during the night (there was some swell and it's a race sail - they don't like waves.
- Yes, it seems someone noticed that there were a couple of items of value intact and stashed them in the bush, thankfully!
...and...some photos: