Right, so this seems to have run out of steam!
Best I call it before Willy gets any further off track..
There was much less Laurie baiting than I anticipated. Kudos to Richiefish for starting that off though, Notwal for a dig at GreenPat, and sailpilot for the most clever lateral thinking.
In the end though, it's close on votes.
Mark with his Country Windsurfing Association, and knot board taking a stab at Roor Rellie (where is Rellie these days? Helping Stewie in the chip shop maybe?)
I'm going to award the auld mug to Knot Board's
"Once a year, Poor Rellies ex wives gather for support and to raise awareness for windsurfing."
Because, as Bondalucci said.. that was just plain hillarious.
So, Mr K. Board, Here is your trophy - treasure it, and make sure it has pride of place on top of your beer fridge. The next competition is over to you.
Mark - as a consolation, here is a second place trophy for you: