Whilst waiting for his banana and twisties pizza Mark-a wandered next door to Lancelin News and flicked through the latest copy of Uncensored magazine.
Suddenly a few things began to make sense, and he started to see the Doctor and PM33 in a totally different light.
For Asian woman looking to marry western man this device is essential for your preparation. Train with mouth stretcher daily to accommodate white man's larger schmekel.
The Irish Navy ordered a batch for their female sailors...unfortunately they were too small and the Admiral ordered them replaced immediately, as the old saying goes.....loose lips sink ships
For the first time in my life I wish I could read Japanese...
If you do end up translating it you may wish to advise M_a, he has possibly misunderstood its intended usage!!!
It is clearly a device designed for Japenese women auditioning for "The Vice", to enlarge the mouth opening and strengthen the facial muscles to enhance oral performance.