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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
7 Jul 2012 8:59pm
Thanks Mr No-one

OK - didn't have the guts to use this pic before, but stuff it, why not. I know all the entries will be clean and family friendly.....


Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
7 Jul 2012 9:08pm
Oh yeh we love it when as a windsurfer, we get to get our poles out
arancini
arancini
WA
373 posts
WA, 373 posts
7 Jul 2012 9:10pm
"for the lady that really wants to blow, fit RUBBER mouth, makes sneezing intresting too"
kpb
kpb
QLD
239 posts
kpb kpb
QLD, 239 posts
7 Jul 2012 11:13pm
The ventriliquists best freind.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
7 Jul 2012 9:16pm
Two for the price of one -

For the Asian lady who wants to be more western, now you can get the 'stiff upper lip' trainer

And for the western gentleman who wants to train an Asian lady, now you can get it stiff up her lip


surferstu
surferstu
1011 posts
1011 posts
7 Jul 2012 9:17pm
Here it is kiters, that attachment you've always wanted for when you have worn out your favorite banchong or b@tthole...just like new!!!
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
7 Jul 2012 9:34pm
See, I told you kiters it goes in THAT end, that's why they're not called Sh#t lips
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
7 Jul 2012 9:36pm
Whilst waiting for his banana and twisties pizza Mark-a wandered next door to Lancelin News and flicked through the latest copy of Uncensored magazine.

Suddenly a few things began to make sense, and he started to see the Doctor and PM33 in a totally different light.
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
7 Jul 2012 9:42pm
As Maxwell Smart would say, "Ah, the ol' rubber lip trick!"
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
7 Jul 2012 9:47pm
Leed mi lips
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
7 Jul 2012 9:57pm





" LIPPON-DENSO "
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
7 Jul 2012 9:59pm

The email I got actually said
Immense pleasure of lubber doll rips to make real woman just rike store bought one





BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
7 Jul 2012 10:06pm
Mark _australia said...


The email I got actually said
Immense pleasure of lubber doll rips to make real woman just rike store bought one








Hahahaha - dare I ask did you buy a set mate and will you admit on here that you did
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
7 Jul 2012 10:20pm
New plastic couplings for the Human centipede
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
7 Jul 2012 10:25pm
BulldogPup said...

Mark _australia said...


The email I got actually said
Immense pleasure of lubber doll rips to make real woman just rike store bought one








Hahahaha - dare I ask did you buy a set mate and will you admit on here that you did


I ordered a few in 3-1/4" BSP and they didn't have any



Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
7 Jul 2012 11:35pm
Mark _australia said...


The email I got actually said
Immense pleasure of lubber doll rips to make real woman just rike store bought one








Always too keen to assemble without instructions, it was three days before Mark_Aus realised he was inserting the device in the wrong orifice.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
8 Jul 2012 2:31am
Wait 'til Jez sees this.....






.....he'll suddenly have a great new idea for re-marketing his "knob"








terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
8 Jul 2012 4:11am



After the divorce Dave told his wife that it wasn't for curing snoring - in fact she had never snored in the first place.

Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
8 Jul 2012 6:25am
For Asian woman looking to marry western man this device is essential for your preparation.
Train with mouth stretcher daily to accommodate white man's larger schmekel.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
8 Jul 2012 9:57am
New "Luber Lips Poutomatic" ! Look like Angelina Jolie....
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
8 Jul 2012 9:58am


At last. An invention that stops women from talking!
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
8 Jul 2012 10:28am






New from Mr Sparkle Industry we bring franastic super duper soft Lubber Lip. You freel like western women with circle mouth that never shut up.


Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
8 Jul 2012 12:32pm
The Irish Navy ordered a batch for their female sailors...unfortunately they were too small and the Admiral ordered them replaced immediately, as the old saying goes.....loose lips sink ships
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
8 Jul 2012 1:15pm
adaptors come in two sizes SDM and RDM
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
8 Jul 2012 1:30pm
DavMen said...

adaptors come in two sizes SDM and RDM


There's also a yabbie pump adaptor.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
8 Jul 2012 1:31pm
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
8 Jul 2012 3:23pm




Product Update - press release


Now available - the KiteSurfer Edition


Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
8 Jul 2012 5:14pm



For the first time in my life I wish I could read Japanese...
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
8 Jul 2012 7:21pm
Windxtasy said...




For the first time in my life I wish I could read Japanese...



If you do end up translating it you may wish to advise M_a, he has possibly misunderstood its intended usage!!!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
8 Jul 2012 5:31pm
Waterloo said...

Windxtasy said...




For the first time in my life I wish I could read Japanese...



If you do end up translating it you may wish to advise M_a, he has possibly misunderstood its intended usage!!!


It is clearly a device designed for Japenese women auditioning for "The Vice", to enlarge the mouth opening and strengthen the facial muscles to enhance oral performance.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
8 Jul 2012 6:32pm
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