Thanks Mr No-one 
OK - didn't have the guts to use this pic before, but stuff it, why not. I know all the entries will be clean and family friendly..... 
"for the lady that really wants to blow, fit RUBBER mouth, makes sneezing intresting too"
Two for the price of one -
For the Asian lady who wants to be more western, now you can get the 'stiff upper lip' trainer
And for the western gentleman who wants to train an Asian lady, now you can get it stiff up her lip
Here it is kiters, that attachment you've always wanted for when you have worn out your favorite banchong or b@tthole...just like new!!!
See, I told you kiters it goes in THAT end, that's why they're not called Sh#t lips
Whilst waiting for his banana and twisties pizza Mark-a wandered next door to Lancelin News and flicked through the latest copy of Uncensored magazine.
Suddenly a few things began to make sense, and he started to see the Doctor and PM33 in a totally different light.
The email I got actually said
Immense pleasure of lubber doll rips to make real woman just rike store bought one
and will you admit on here that you did
and will you admit on here that you did
Wait 'til Jez sees this.....
.....he'll suddenly have a great new idea for re-marketing his "knob"
After the divorce Dave told his wife that it wasn't for curing snoring - in fact she had never snored in the first place.
For Asian woman looking to marry western man this device is essential for your preparation.
Train with mouth stretcher daily to accommodate white man's larger schmekel.
New from Mr Sparkle Industry we bring franastic super duper soft Lubber Lip. You freel like western women with circle mouth that never shut up.
The Irish Navy ordered a batch for their female sailors...unfortunately they were too small and the Admiral ordered them replaced immediately, as the old saying goes.....loose lips sink ships
The "no say no"
To save being yelled at after going to the windsurfing shop "for some rope"
