Caption comp #117

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rohjar
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18 Jan 2010 7:09am
Come on. Come to Nimbin.
Gidget
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18 Jan 2010 11:08am



Joyce was feeling the malaise of Mondays, of being married for five years, experiencing the mundane life of being a western suburbs housewife. Sometimes she just couldn't see the wood for the trees. So whilst Arthur was working hard at the office, Joyce thought she would give him a wonderful surprise for his homecoming. She busied herself dedicating her afternoon to preparing a delicious pork dinner from an interesting recipe which she had discovered in the Womens Weekly. And she would greet him at the door dressed alluringly in a sexy little number she had picked up at the recent bargain sales. She yearned that Arthur would be surprised and this would give new spark to their relationship.
Richiefish
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18 Jan 2010 11:09am
Life in the outer suburbs of Hobart can be brutal.....(also beware of the canivorous squirrels !!!)
Al Planet
Al Planet
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18 Jan 2010 12:15pm
Richiefish said...

Life in the outer suburbs of Hobart can be brutal.....


..if that was the outer suburbs of Hobart she would be wearing Champion trackpants, a Unit teeshirt and there would be a box of KFC (or so I have been told)
Richiefish
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18 Jan 2010 11:16am
Susans wolf skin coat was worn out, so she decided to make herself a new boar skin jacket.
Al Planet
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18 Jan 2010 12:19pm
NotWal said...

Something different -



Andromeda's taste for old boar and wolf skin outfit disappointed her parents. They had hoped she would wear a bunny suit and hang with Hugh Hefner.
Richiefish
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18 Jan 2010 11:26am
The little forrest on King Island (off Wellington Point) held some weird freaky secrets.......


Gidget
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19 Jan 2010 12:57am
From Paris Fashion Week: Yves Saint Laurent
The designer presented an intellectually severe collection, contrasted with occasional splashes of colour and unexpected details.



greenleader
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19 Jan 2010 12:37am
being head chef for gene simmons sure beats pole dancing.
saltiest1
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19 Jan 2010 10:46am
NotWal said...











mum?
decrepit
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19 Jan 2010 10:01pm
Gertrude new the ultimate defence against the vampires, was to become a werewolf.
But no matter how hard she tried, it never quite worked!
stamp
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20 Jan 2010 10:23am
the new "homegirls" section of pighunter magazine was a huge success.....
NotWal
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20 Jan 2010 11:56pm
Young Gesty learning to read the giblets.
greenleader
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21 Jan 2010 12:33am
i'm sure i hid my grandfathers watch in either the squirrel or the hogs bum.
rohjar
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21 Jan 2010 2:55am
PC Simpson had an unusually brutal midlife crisis...
Al Planet
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21 Jan 2010 1:14pm
Beirut Hilton was a little crazier and funkier than her sister Paris, those involved in any casual "encounters" should wear protection like..... body armour.
DavMen
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21 Jan 2010 2:15pm


She Wolf - huffed and puffed and blew the pig house down -then enjoyed the spoils
DavMen
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21 Jan 2010 2:21pm
The cub pack was never the same again after Akela took them on their first camp.
NotWal
NotWal
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23 Jan 2010 2:39pm
Time's up.

A bizarre picture it is but in spite of that we got some good captions.
Props to Stamp, Mark, PR, Greeny (most prolific), Richie, Waterloo, Davmen (dib dib dib), and Saltiest for the picture of your mum, thanks.

Did you save your school book covers Buster? I hope you did.

There can only be one winner and whimsy inclines me towards Giget's entry. I'm a sucker for a story and the unsettling juxtaposition of the romantically macabre and the quotidian leaves me wondering what became of Joyce and Arthur. I can't help thinking it must be wonderful :)

Take it away Gidget.



Gidget
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24 Jan 2010 10:49pm

Take it away Gidget.


I'ma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best captions of all time! OF ALL TIME!!

p.s. Will be back from my Qld Surfari sometime soon with the next exciting episode of Caption Comp #118 folks!
Mark _australia
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24 Jan 2010 8:17pm
stamp said...

the new "homegirls" section of pighunter magazine was a huge success.....


just as an aside, Stamp you do realise there is one?

Further, the Bacon Busters calendar each year has pics of chicks next to pigs they just shot.
Richiefish
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24 Jan 2010 11:02pm
Mark _australia said...

stamp said...

the new "homegirls" section of pighunter magazine was a huge success.....


just as an aside, Stamp you do realise there is one?

Further, the Bacon Busters calendar each year has pics of chicks next to pigs they just shot.


There's also a magazine called "Porking Products"....but it's a bit different......Oh yeah, and "Bush Pig monthly"..
Gidget
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25 Jan 2010 9:32am
Whilst up in Q I caught up with Pauline H and we had a a fab big day out just doing "girly stuff" together!
harry potter
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25 Jan 2010 3:39pm
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