Joyce was feeling the malaise of Mondays, of being married for five years, experiencing the mundane life of being a western suburbs housewife. Sometimes she just couldn't see the wood for the trees. So whilst Arthur was working hard at the office, Joyce thought she would give him a wonderful surprise for his homecoming. She busied herself dedicating her afternoon to preparing a delicious pork dinner from an interesting recipe which she had discovered in the Womens Weekly. And she would greet him at the door dressed alluringly in a sexy little number she had picked up at the recent bargain sales. She yearned that Arthur would be surprised and this would give new spark to their relationship.
Life in the outer suburbs of Hobart can be brutal.....
..if that was the outer suburbs of Hobart she would be wearing Champion trackpants, a Unit teeshirt and there would be a box of KFC (or so I have been told)
From Paris Fashion Week: Yves Saint Laurent The designer presented an intellectually severe collection, contrasted with occasional splashes of colour and unexpected details.
Beirut Hilton was a little crazier and funkier than her sister Paris, those involved in any casual "encounters" should wear protection like..... body armour.
A bizarre picture it is but in spite of that we got some good captions. Props to Stamp, Mark, PR, Greeny (most prolific), Richie, Waterloo, Davmen (dib dib dib), and Saltiest for the picture of your mum, thanks.
Did you save your school book covers Buster? I hope you did.
There can only be one winner and whimsy inclines me towards Giget's entry. I'm a sucker for a story and the unsettling juxtaposition of the romantically macabre and the quotidian leaves me wondering what became of Joyce and Arthur. I can't help thinking it must be wonderful :)
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