Caption Comp No. 25

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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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19 Aug 2008 7:36pm
NotWal said...

El Mo, also known as Dirty Sanchez lives in a box by himself and dreams about his next anal encounter.


Whoever gave this post a thumbs down needs to lighten up. Did you notice what was written on the box? (Cr$p) I thought the caption quite clever, and also timely as were were discussing the DS in another thread recently.
Still not as good as mine, but still OK.

Bertie
Bertie
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19 Aug 2008 9:51pm
"crap your hands say yeah!"
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
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19 Aug 2008 8:06pm
Elmo, well accustomed to making a fist of it!!!!
Richiefish
Richiefish
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19 Aug 2008 10:28pm
tickle my prostate Elmo ????
decrepit
decrepit
WA
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19 Aug 2008 8:30pm
Another triumph for Chinese phonetic spelling.
elmo
elmo
WA
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19 Aug 2008 8:35pm
You put your left hand in
You put you left hand out
You put your left hand in and shake it all about
You make the Elmo Crappy and that's what its all about
landyacht
landyacht
WA
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19 Aug 2008 8:49pm
The kids switched on the new elmo toy under the xmas tree. It started to do its thing .
little johnny turns to his sister and whispers
"its ok susie ,dont panic, we can blame it on Grandma!"
MikeyS
MikeyS
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19 Aug 2008 10:54pm
Reason for Elmo crapping:



greenleader
greenleader
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19 Aug 2008 11:08pm
Mark _australia said...

The new "Tickle Me Sphincter" Elmo doll





"dey luvs their sphincters!"

sorry to hijack, got this out of my archive.

grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
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20 Aug 2008 7:08am
It seemed that no one wanted to come to grips with Elmo!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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20 Aug 2008 8:10am
greenleader said...

Mark _australia said...

The new "Tickle Me Sphincter" Elmo doll





"dey luvs their sphincters!"

sorry to hijack, got this out of my archive.





Surely this is a photoshop job?
stribo
stribo
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20 Aug 2008 12:40pm
While there where some complaints about the Rocking Elmo "crap your hands" muppet.There was uproar When the Cookie Monster version hit the shelves.
Bender
Bender
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20 Aug 2008 10:48am
Elmo, "Elmo'ed" one too many times and had to be committed
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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20 Aug 2008 1:26pm
The new "Crap Your Hands" Elmo doll was a hit for Christmas.
Not so popular were the "Urinate On Me" Snuffalupagus and the Bert and Ernie Felcher doll kit

(PS sorry this was supposed to be better than the naked chick caption comp)
Richiefish
Richiefish
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20 Aug 2008 6:16pm
the naked chick competition was going fine untill I made a few comments. Then it was banned...sorry.
Richiefish
Richiefish
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20 Aug 2008 6:18pm
Bowel elmo tion ?????[}:)]
elmo
elmo
WA
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20 Aug 2008 4:20pm



Just looking at the Image you could almost call that

Amputee Elmo
Leech
Leech
WA
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21 Aug 2008 11:32am
Time to call a winner, i say.
sausage
sausage
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21 Aug 2008 1:59pm
Leech said...

Time to call a winner, i say.


Leech,
Conditions of Caption Competition Rule 43(c) states You can't call "time to call a winner" unless you've submitted a caption

I'll call it this afternoon - bit busy at present
sausage
sausage
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21 Aug 2008 6:29pm
Time to call it (as instructed)

First of all I think everyone should give themselves a big crap on their backs.

Have to say that the following get an honourable mention

Richiefish with "Bowel elmo tion"
Grumplestiltskin with It seemed that no one wanted to come to grips with Elmo! & Elmo, well accustomed to making a fist of it!!!!
Landyacht for blaming it on Grandpa
Knotboard for all his especially product may contain nuts
Walsh for raugh out roud
Elmo just for being a good sport
Greenleader for the Jap toilet paper (although it got deleted)
(have I missed anybody)

but the winner is me with Elmo ponders what one hand crapping sounds rike.

No seriously the winner is the one that tickled my sphincter (I mean)fancy the most - Take it away Mark_Oz with Caption No.26
Leech
Leech
WA
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21 Aug 2008 5:03pm
sausage said...

Leech said...

Time to call a winner, i say.


Leech,
Conditions of Caption Competition Rule 43(c) states You can't call "time to call a winner" unless you've submitted a caption

I'll call it this afternoon - bit busy at present


I don't do toilet humour
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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21 Aug 2008 5:16pm
Wooo Hoooo

something coming up this evening latest...
evlPanda
evlPanda
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21 Aug 2008 9:38pm
Prease to use downrind.
greenleader
greenleader
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21 Aug 2008 9:53pm
i cant believe my hello sphincter picci has been removed!
sausage
sausage
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21 Aug 2008 10:13pm
greenleader said...

i cant believe my hello sphincter picci has been removed!


Moderator, moderator, greenleader used the word sphincter again
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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21 Aug 2008 8:15pm
In pics "other" ..... If it was the girls wrestling and the girl in red has her hand firmly inserted in the other girl??

Seen it allll before, at a party poor relli had at his place.
elmo
elmo
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21 Aug 2008 8:17pm
Cool Bananas all

Congrats Mark


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