Soon 'Rockin' Elmo realised that nothing got the s*#t off his furry arse better than his hairy palms.......why were his palms hairy?.......well, that's a whole different story!
take a tally ho paper. fold in half.fold in half again. tear off one corner.(save that bit) unfold tally ho. put hole over Elmos nose. Wipe ar5e. dispose of tally ho. rinse elmo under tap. use bit of paper saved previously to clean Elmos nostrils.
Elmo missed that backloop and now has to spend the rest of his puppet life strapped to a rollerskate with his every need and wim covered by big bird. also spotted at mr Hoppers store doing an elvis gig
Elmo copped a beating when he came home last night with his new JP Slalom board his missus was not happy and took it out on him. Hence the Zimmer frame
" hurro Elmo, and relcome to Beijing. So you can fight huh? You come to compete huh? .... re know you be crap in da judo, .... crap in da wrestle too, .... but you sure is good in da box.."
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