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Caption Comp 520 - over 50 Knots

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KA360 > 9 months ago, 4 Jun 2020

Carantoc

7194 posts

4 Jun 2020 8:42am

One man's trash is another man's treasure

mr love

VIC

2415 posts

4 Jun 2020 10:58am

What do Kite racers do when there's no wind....Extreme Crochet

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

4 Jun 2020 11:02am

Eh, Francesco! I though I told you to get taglietelle lines (you testa di cazzo).

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

4 Jun 2020 11:15am

See , thats what happens when kiters never give way .

Sparky

1122 posts

4 Jun 2020 9:19am

Look I'm sure we'll get back on the water, I just have to pull a few strings.

Sparky

1122 posts

4 Jun 2020 9:22am

"Are you going kiting today?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot"

olskool

QLD

2459 posts

4 Jun 2020 12:10pm

Kiter boyz having a lil Bromance.
'Aww Pete i dunno which bit im gonna use for your friendship bracelet. Im in such a pickle..'

FormulaNova

15090 posts

4 Jun 2020 10:27am

Come on guys, if we get this right we can build a sail and finally become the windsurfers we always wanted to be.

oldmic

NSW

357 posts

4 Jun 2020 1:39pm

"anyone found an end"

Tardy

5292 posts

4 Jun 2020 11:53am

this tandem kitesurfing doesn't work ,

elmo

8879 posts

4 Jun 2020 12:21pm

1/2 ctn tangle

FormulaNova

15090 posts

4 Jun 2020 1:09pm

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KA360 said..

Ahh, guys, do you think this will go faster if we disconnect the lines from the kites first?

Jetlag

NSW

194 posts

4 Jun 2020 3:47pm

The covert strike by the WLF (Windsurfers Liberation Front) was crude yet effective. Celebratory back loop Shakas all round the break!!

Tardy

5292 posts

4 Jun 2020 3:41pm

ok ,red is Bushels ,Yellow is Bell ,white is Dilma, orange is english breakfast .Simple .

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

4 Jun 2020 6:31pm

After this Walter was never again trusted with the team washing.

John340

QLD

3373 posts

4 Jun 2020 6:49pm

Making connections on kiter social media

Paddles B'mere

QLD

3586 posts

4 Jun 2020 7:00pm

Instead of putting all their car keys into the fruit bowl at their yearly swingers party, the kiters came up with a novel game of "follow the kite lines" to find their partner for the night.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

4 Jun 2020 7:50pm

" Keep looking dude, Im sure we caught a poledancer in here somewhere"

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

4 Jun 2020 8:01pm

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lotofwind said..
" Keep looking dude, Im sure we caught a poledancer in here somewhere"

No , ...... , no , there was not . It's a tea baggers problem only .
The reason you hang out with us is because we are fun.
Closely look at the pic , not one smile , if it was entangled sailors we would be grinning , enough said.

Tardy

5292 posts

4 Jun 2020 6:27pm

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Paddles B'mere said..
Instead of putting all their car keys into the fruit bowl at their yearly swingers party, the kiters came up with a novel game of "follow the kite lines" to find their partner for the night.

ha ha priceless ..windsurfers end up with pole dancers right

Jetlag

NSW

194 posts

4 Jun 2020 8:48pm

I told you something bad would happen if we didn't wear board shorts!!

FormulaNova

15090 posts

4 Jun 2020 9:10pm

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KA360 said..

As a joke Ted used to walk past all the kites sitting on the beach and dump a bunch of twisted up kite lines on the top. It was hilarious and made sailing so much easier later in the day.

js68

TAS

113 posts

5 Jun 2020 11:29am

More fun than a 30000 piece jigsaw puzzle...

Orange Whip

QLD

1074 posts

5 Jun 2020 7:49pm

Kiteboarding 101: Getting your sh#t together.

decrepit

12802 posts

5 Jun 2020 6:19pm

Next time the team goes on tour, don't just dump all the lines in the same basket, then let the puppy get hold of them!

Paddles B'mere

QLD

3586 posts

6 Jun 2020 7:47am

Fark no Tardy, if I saw all those blokes out kiting I'd leave my sailing gear in the car

Coops052

QLD

24 posts

6 Jun 2020 12:36pm

Who's got the meatballs!

TrevWello

QLD

25 posts

6 Jun 2020 5:46pm

I would call in me ol' windsurfing mate from the 1980s ....Edward Scissorhands. He will sort out the poor fellas ...

MarkSSC

QLD

642 posts

6 Jun 2020 11:26pm

When asked to put a new 'thread' up on Seabreeze, these dudes took things far too literally.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

6 Jun 2020 11:42pm

With the Olympic Committee on the beach ready for the evaluation, the tea-baggers showed just how exiting a spectator sport kite racing really is...

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