The container was sentenced to death after depicting a graffiti of the prophet Mohammed.
The carriage had fallen over. Luckily a rioting mob was passing by and offered their assistance to get it back on the rails.[}:)]
Pashtun 1: "If it's rolling stock you'd think that they would at least make it round."
Pashtun 2: "And it's so long it wont fit up the street. We will have to roll it end over end."
Pashtun 1: "Bloody incompetent engineer's. That's religious school for you. Opps! I didn't mean to say that."
Despite centuries of success in dominating and disciplining women, Iranian men rush to get their hands on the first shipment of "50 Shades of Grey" to see if they have missed anything.
Push! If this shipment of kites reaches the coat none of our beaches will be safe!
It is a little know fact that Severne even conduct quality control checks on the containers their products are shipped in.
Due to continued failure of the upper left hinge on the side door of a bad batch of blue containers under test procedure 2758-3I(a) - attack by a rabid mob of Indians - the enigma booms have been piling up at the factory and not getting out to customers
Flysurfer was so proud of the battery life on his new phone he conveinetly forgot to mention the issues that can arise if the battery charger needs to be moved.
Okay time to call it. Way too hard to pick a winner from;
Terminal,
Stuthepirate
Richie (especially for his mention of the pink suited man)
Da Vecta
Notwal,
Elmo
Windxtasy
and even the Doctor.......
but the one that really made me laugh was PhilSWR's Come out Lotofwind, we know you're in there!!!
All yours Phil
