Okay....in reference to previous CC and the fact I've missed everything to do with these world wide Islamic riots (been OS for 2 weeks with very little western news), I thought this image could get some good responses. Then again it might not 
but do your best. Kite references will be looked upon favourably.
the 'small' kiteboarding contingent at fueteventura could not wait for the latest in yellow with red polkadots fashions to hit the stores
The local windsurfers cant wait to get their hands on the new "i-zimmer",
The new light weight carbon fiber zimmer frames with the new "i-pill" medication holder built into the handle.
They seem to fall for anything new if you put an "i" in front of it.
Rajishes son Bhart had put his red cap in with his washing. As a result he was forced to climb a pole to escape ridicule and persecution at this particular social function.....
Destroying this train will teach that American for saying we destroy trains !!![}:)]
Afghanistan c. 2017. Things got pretty lax during the occupation and the Taliban has their work cut out.
In other news, things took a turn for the worse in Nauru after Government officials informed refugees there were no iphone 5's.
Following yesterdays looting, Police are appealing for anyone who sees a blue railway carriage jutting out of a lockup garage to report it.
Reports are coming in from Pakistan of an occurrence of mass sleepwalking vandalism hysteria.
