When Billy was in the emergency dept waiting for the doctor to remove the bike wheel from his butt he finally understood why his ma kept telling him to pull his pants up.
I've set my alarm for 7pm tomorrow for the grand unveiling of this weeks funniest person so get your entries and votes in.
(Call costs 55 cents per vote, maybe higher from pay and mobiles phones)
"you see girls, all we need is a low cut top and some of this invisi-rope...and we can hunt all day, they never know what hit 'em..."
He's such a physics nerd.
He's been doing backflips ever since he heard the Higgs-Bosun particle actually exists.
Middle girl to friends - It's an evasive technique to avoid pileups in the Tour de France. When a bike goes down in front of you, you catapult over it, land on your feet, swing the bike up and over and cycle off unscathed...
.He cantered up , jumped and then stuck his head down and bucked me off head first..
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. I just remembered the last bad stack I had sailboarding ( crutches for 3 weeks) was because once again I was getting photos taken . I wanted to look good so I used my 95 ltre board as I can plane out of gybes with it.It was too big for the conditions (25-35kts) and I stacked it big time.. Maybe I haven't learnt!
but not from bikeriding!
.He cantered up , jumped and then stuck his head down and bucked me off head first..).. I just remembered the last bad stack I had sailboarding ( crutches for 3 weeks) was because once again I was getting photos taken . I wanted to look good so I used my 95 ltre board as I can plane out of gybes with it.It was too big for the conditions (25-35kts) and I stacked it big time.. Maybe I haven't learnt!
There were a few good entries but I'll have to go with the clear green thumbs winner for the most politically incorrect caption which wouldn't be his first by a long shot, "Damn, 3 bike racks and I missed them all...."
Take it away Sir Mark
.He cantered up , jumped and then stuck his head down and bucked me off head first..).. I just remembered the last bad stack I had sailboarding ( crutches for 3 weeks) was because once again I was getting photos taken . I wanted to look good so I used my 95 ltre board as I can plane out of gybes with it.It was too big for the conditions (25-35kts) and I stacked it big time.. Maybe I haven't learnt!
They always said I could talk underwater..
.He cantered up , jumped and then stuck his head down and bucked me off head first..).. I just remembered the last bad stack I had sailboarding ( crutches for 3 weeks) was because once again I was getting photos taken . I wanted to look good so I used my 95 ltre board as I can plane out of gybes with it.It was too big for the conditions (25-35kts) and I stacked it big time.. Maybe I haven't learnt!
casually wheeling one of their recently modified bicycles in to the park, the girls then sat out of sight and eagerly waited to see their newly installed "anti poontang seat sniffer ejector" in action
