Really hope this photo hasn't been used yet but it made me laugh quite a while ago so saved it or such a special occasion........Do your bestest
The carbon tax had left air so expensive only a few could afford to inflate their tyres.
In a last ditch effort Tony Abbott demonstrated to the Green's senators the affect this was having.
Sarah Hanson-Young and her mates weren't impressed though. They saw additional benefit - the tax had made imported board shorts more affordable than budgy smugglers made in Australia by Bonds. This, they figured, was good news for everyone, and particularly people in their position.
Dave impressed the girls with his 'backflip into the seat' routine but smashed his nuts pretty bad most of the time...
" weeeeeeee .... and this is moi Julia Gillard impwession .... weeeeeee thuddddddd"
Mr No-one demonstrated that on land or on sea he was always walking on sunshine
(if I could workout how to superimpose Mr No-one's avatar picture thing on that picture then that might make more sense)
Girls, that looks pretty hot but if he was doing a dangly twist with boardies over a wetsuit, he'd be in like Flynn.
Unfortunately, Emilio thought he heard the girls say they wanted someone who was great in the stack...
even the angle of dangles about the same. Superimpose would be funny.
Rodeo Rob just couldn't escape his work, even when trying to relax. It seems that everything he rides tries to throw him.
Billy the bike-thief's 3 ex-girlfriends watch on in glee as their plan comes to fruition. The old tent-peg over the front rim & spring under the seat never fails to amuse...Billy will think twice before cheating with 3 sisters again.
There had been no wind for weeks and Kev NEEDED to show people the angle of his dangle.
Whether living on the coast........
............ or inland,
the problems remained the same!
Now all I have to do, is plant my feet firmly, bring the bike over my head, jump as the saddle comes thru, sit down on it and peddle away.
The girls will be really impressed!!!!
What can go wrong?
