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Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
15 Nov 2011 3:34pm


doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
15 Nov 2011 1:41pm
Pony - Its the altenator.

Man - What do know, your a bloody horse!
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
15 Nov 2011 1:48pm
Waterloo said...






horse says to the bloke. "lucky you asked me, my mate the white horse know's bugger all about cars"
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
15 Nov 2011 4:08pm
A 28-year old Zimbabwe man arrested for allegedly having sex with a donkey tied to a car has a simple explanation for his actions: the donkey was actually a mechanic who had, well, made an ass of himself.

According to New Zimbabwe, Sunday Moyo, a 28-year-old, told the court he paid $20 for a mechanic he met at a garage. Somewhere in the time between meeting him and when he was arrested, the mechanic transformed from a man into a donkey.

"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," he told the court, according to New Zimbabwe.

Moyo also said at his court appearance that he's a donkey.

"I think I am also a donkey," he said, reports AFP, quoting The Herald. "I do not know what happened when I left the garage, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey."



PS - The real story here www.pri.org/stories/2011-10-26/zimbabwe-man-says-prostitute-turned-donkey
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
15 Nov 2011 2:16pm
Shoulda bought a mustang.......
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
15 Nov 2011 5:40pm
You dumb humans. Can't even use these things for dog food when they break down.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
15 Nov 2011 4:53pm
Darryl was having a hell of a time trying to find some room to squeeze in that extra bit of horse power.
brady
brady
TAS
454 posts
TAS, 454 posts
15 Nov 2011 8:24pm
After John got his hair stuck in the fanbelt, his neighbours brought everyone to laugh at him. And we mean "everyone"
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
15 Nov 2011 8:06pm


Well whadda ya know, it's down a little horsepower
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
15 Nov 2011 8:19pm
With the Mining Boom and trade skills shortage, the 457 visa had proven a great success.
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
15 Nov 2011 6:29pm
Whilllllllllllllllllllllllllber I think she's cooked!
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
15 Nov 2011 7:09pm
I tell ya man, get your head out of the bonnet, the reason this thing won't move, is the great lump of wood in front of this wheel
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
15 Nov 2011 11:54pm



"....don't stand there crying, you big fricken' woos. Just get your arse in the car and I'll push!"
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
NSW, 1132 posts
16 Nov 2011 12:36am
Horse;says
"Mate, I reckon you've blown a seal.."

Guy;says
"I may be from New Zealand,but we only do sheep"

Krisiz1
Krisiz1
WA
331 posts
WA, 331 posts
15 Nov 2011 10:17pm
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him check the oil !
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
15 Nov 2011 10:20pm
Yep, it's broken
Krisiz1
Krisiz1
WA
331 posts
WA, 331 posts
15 Nov 2011 10:22pm
"The wife's been nagging me to fix her car"
rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
WA, 142 posts
16 Nov 2011 3:40am
Look all you want fatso, there's no f'n way there's 50 horses in there.
ka43
ka43
NSW
3101 posts
NSW, 3101 posts
16 Nov 2011 9:41am
Sarah Jessica Parker and her chaffeur had no idea what was wrong with their limo!!
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
16 Nov 2011 9:13am
"Quit horsin' around mate & get this heap of american government-owned chrysler 5hit goin' will ya..... I'm late for the 5th !!!!"
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
16 Nov 2011 10:43pm
ka43 said...

Sarah Jessica Parker and her chaffeur had no idea what was wrong with their limo!!


Charles and Carmilla's honeymoon had gotton off to a bad start...
Krisiz1
Krisiz1
WA
331 posts
WA, 331 posts
16 Nov 2011 10:35pm
What make is it? Shetland.
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8333 posts
NSW, 8333 posts
17 Nov 2011 9:10am
Waterloo said...






Horse power...( I hadn't read the other captions..)
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8333 posts
NSW, 8333 posts
17 Nov 2011 9:14am
I'm into horse whispering ( natural horsemanship) and I thought my horse and I were really good but boy this brings it up a notch!so..

Modern horse whispering for better results..
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
17 Nov 2011 7:11pm


In the final of the showjumping event, Princess caught the last jump which ended with her rider receiving career ending injuries.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
17 Nov 2011 6:01pm




Steve had lost hope when he realised the pony knew nothing about cars.

It kept saying 'caaa aarby', but Steve knew it was fuel injected. Dumb horse.

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
17 Nov 2011 8:23pm
Flicka is a "helper pony" and is trained to help Bob deal with his narcoiepsy...
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
17 Nov 2011 8:37pm
Waterloo said...

ka43 said...

Sarah Jessica Parker and her chaffeur had no idea what was wrong with their limo!!


Charles and Carmilla's honeymoon had gotton off to a bad start...



FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
17 Nov 2011 6:59pm




He was a one-trick-pony, but unfortunately his trick was that he only worked on Fords.


FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
17 Nov 2011 7:09pm




Joe got fed up when he finally realised that the horse had no idea about fixing cars...

Have you checked the fuel pump?

- "Nay"

Have you checked the spark plugs?

- "Nay"

Have you checked the starter motor?

- "Nay"







Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
19 Nov 2011 9:15am
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