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elmo

8890 posts

elmo

WA, 8890 posts

27 Sep 2011 11:40am

The Kiwi's will do the Haka for anybody

felixdcat

3519 posts

felixdcat

WA, 3519 posts

27 Sep 2011 12:45pm

Kiter Joe called a meeting with the full COS and demonstrated that teabagging wearing his full kit and a man bra, was not a risky activity!
The councillors stayed poker faced!

pweedas

4642 posts

pweedas

WA, 4642 posts

27 Sep 2011 12:50pm

Something in the way she mooooos
attracts me like no udder lover

(sorry george)

sick_em_rex

NSW

1601 posts

sick_em_rex

NSW, 1601 posts

27 Sep 2011 2:55pm

lotofwind said...

"Got Milk?"

pweedas

4642 posts

pweedas

WA, 4642 posts

27 Sep 2011 3:29pm

They're never gonna get twenty five litres a day out of those little things.
My guess is she will be on the next truck to the saleyard.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

albers

NSW, 1739 posts

27 Sep 2011 6:33pm

Cow: "So that's what Homer Simpson looks like in the flesh!"

Hint: Google "naked woman looks like Homer Simpson"

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

27 Sep 2011 7:40pm

Don't be jealous , girls. They may be perky, but she'll never survive Boris from caption comp. 199's annual examination.

Hellemam

45 posts

Hellemam

WA, 45 posts

27 Sep 2011 5:57pm

Talula practised each day for the WoopWoop Tit-a-Liscious competition in front of her bovine judging panel. The fact that she never scored more than a 5 in front of her uddered friends never stopped her.

Mr. No-one

921 posts

Mr. No-one

WA, 921 posts

27 Sep 2011 8:01pm

You idiot! the stud farm is the next paddock over.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

Stuthepirate

SA, 3591 posts

27 Sep 2011 10:16pm

Don't know about you guys but after seeing that, those indonesian slaughter houses don't look to bad

hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

hamburglar

ACT, 2174 posts

28 Sep 2011 11:21am

hey girls this is what you call "pasteuize"

sboardcrazy

NSW

8333 posts

sboardcrazy

NSW, 8333 posts

28 Sep 2011 12:31pm

So far Carantoc is in the lead with 6 replies, Mark Australia & Elmo tied with 5

Cripes I must be bored to bother counting replies..

..I'm stuck on a portrait..not sure what to do next and needed a break..

albers

NSW

1739 posts

albers

NSW, 1739 posts

28 Sep 2011 1:18pm

sboardcrazy said...

So far Carantoc is in the lead with 6 replies, Mark Australia & Elmo tied with 5

Cripes I must be bored to bother counting replies..

..I'm stuck on a portrait..not sure what to do next and needed a break..

Hey SBC, you only need one to win, so why not throw your hat in the ring!

Windxtasy

4019 posts

Windxtasy

WA, 4019 posts

28 Sep 2011 11:53am

Hayley's new tatt: "Eat more beef" had the locals a little worried.

decrepit

12872 posts

decrepit

WA, 12872 posts

28 Sep 2011 12:34pm

Haley's attempt at a "humorous nursery rhyme" illustration was way off.
Not only had she not figured out how to get the cow to jump over her, it was her bum she was supposed to flash, not her boobs!!

neilw

134 posts

neilw

WA, 134 posts

28 Sep 2011 1:00pm

Only two????? Where's the udder ones gone.

neilw

134 posts

neilw

WA, 134 posts

28 Sep 2011 1:04pm

Them there ain't no titties.

These are titties

sausage

QLD

4874 posts

sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

28 Sep 2011 3:09pm

Hey if you guys find my arse I'll promise not to flash you anymore.

elmo

8890 posts

elmo

WA, 8890 posts

28 Sep 2011 1:13pm

sboardcrazy said...

So far Carantoc is in the lead with 6 replies, Mark Australia & Elmo tied with 5

Cripes I must be bored to bother counting replies..

..I'm stuck on a portrait..not sure what to do next and needed a break..

(.)(.)

sboardcrazy

NSW

8333 posts

sboardcrazy

NSW, 8333 posts

28 Sep 2011 4:12pm

albers said...

sboardcrazy said...

So far Carantoc is in the lead with 6 replies, Mark Australia & Elmo tied with 5

Cripes I must be bored to bother counting replies..

..I'm stuck on a portrait..not sure what to do next and needed a break..

Hey SBC, you only need one to win, so why not throw your hat in the ring!

Someone already said mine..[}:)]but I'll rephrase it

'Their can't compare to ours dear!'

RRamjet

QLD

43 posts

RRamjet

QLD, 43 posts

29 Sep 2011 1:45am

Cow 1 " I hear in the dairy she is the farmers other half"
Cow 2 " Yeah, looks like she's a little jealous"
Cow 1 " Why's that then?"
Cow 2 " You would too if he likes to fondles us twice a day"

Carantoc

7268 posts

Carantoc

WA, 7268 posts

29 Sep 2011 8:57am

sboardcrazy said...

So far Carantoc is in the lead with 6 replies, Mark Australia & Elmo tied with 5

Cripes I must be bored to bother counting replies..

..I'm stuck on a portrait..not sure what to do next and needed a break..

'Quantity not quality' is my motto

(so said one cow to the next)

albers

NSW

1739 posts

albers

NSW, 1739 posts

29 Sep 2011 11:10am

Carantoc said...

'Quantity not quality' is my motto

Also stated as "Never mind the quality, feel the width!"

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

lotofwind

NSW, 6451 posts

30 Sep 2011 5:40pm

I think the comp has done all it can do so gunna call it later tonight.

Mark _australia

23647 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23647 posts

30 Sep 2011 5:19pm

lotofwind said...

Twin airbags.

Just what you need when confronting cows on the road.

Chris6791

3271 posts

Chris6791

WA, 3271 posts

30 Sep 2011 5:25pm

Mark _australia said...

lotofwind said...

Twin airbags.

Just what you need when confronting cows on the road.

But no rear or side impact protection I can see?

Mark _australia

23647 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23647 posts

30 Sep 2011 5:33pm

Chris6791 said...

Mark _australia said...

lotofwind said...

Twin airbags.

Just what you need when confronting cows on the road.

But no rear or side impact protection I can see?

Yes

noiice

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

lotofwind

NSW, 6451 posts

30 Sep 2011 9:55pm

OK,,,time to call it.

The one that made me spurt beer out of my nose all over my keyboard was from that little furry critter named elmo
with the comment of....

The crowd waited in anticipation as Bill the Bull snuck up behind his latest fancy

He He Haaaaa

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