I drive my jetski like this BRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. If you can get me to it girls, I'll take you for a spin.
"Get off the beach, we are trying to sunbake and your blocking the sun from the whole beach"
Alright.
Some good ones so far.
I'm going on holidays tomorrow so i will have to call it tonight.
No Lotowind you don't win. 
FormulaNova takes it with:
"Stevo thought it felt funny when he sat down. He never noticed, but apparently he was sitting on their friend Samantha." - funny.
If you're interested this is how it ended
Stuthepirate sent me an email, and I forgot all about it. Okay, image loaded, and on to Caption Comp #290.
