theDoctor said...

^^^^ sterile corporate sell outs, cardboard cut out tribal tattooed over ego inflated w@nkers with too much hair product, quasies with world title aspirations flailing in one foot slop, chinese/thailand epoxy surfboards (you bastards should be ashamed), soccer mums now turning into surfing mums, summer surfing steamer wearing p00fs (what do you do in winter, wear two steamers..?), surfing 'schools'.... i could go on, and if you dare me i will

theDoctor said...

longboarding IS surfing, like DL says just do a longboard post in the surfing forum..

there really isn't much to forum about is there...? e.g

'today was one foot, i went out, talked too loud and caught all the waves, bottom turned, trimmed sideways and was ripping. tried to 'walk the plank' and 'hang five' but found am too front heavy around the belly.people way too large for the small boards they were riding began to call me names, so i ran them over and pretended to do it on purpose but was acctually just out of control. then i got into an obnoxiously loud conversation with another longboarder whom i don't know and have never seen before but spoke to as if we'd been mates since primary school about how much this place has changed for the worst like i am some helldog local, even though i only ever previously surfed for a couple weeks during school holidays when i was a kid and for a few months when i finished school before i went into full time wage slaving for thirty years before rediscovering my 'surfing roots' in my fifties.

really what else do longboarders have to talk about...?