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jasdeking
jasdeking

QLD

1820 posts

19 Dec 2013 8:34pm
im on the points and first time in months.... little tired .... got a few all is good

then picked up a nice one trimming along and this dude on a hire 666 softy knee paddles onto the wave and railroads it?

im tired and waited for that wave... and he just drops in right on my feet ..... i say "your a fucckkken idiot mate"

not like me at all

was i wrong?

i thought later i was :(

chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

19 Dec 2013 6:40pm
no but you fall into the funny basket of being a aussie i dont understand...we will call our mates a carnt and people that piss us off mate...
as in your situation, you ****ing idiot mate....or as my mate said to me this arvo, how ya going ya carnt...makes me laugh

oh i would have said more than that...said a few similar things today,but they were on 3 different craft
laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

19 Dec 2013 8:44pm
i wouldn't after my big day out 2 saturdays ago.

i look at things like this now - was it life threatening, are they stealing my car, am i out here for a good time, am i going to feel good after giving someone a mouthful.

cheers
weiry
weiry

QLD

5396 posts

19 Dec 2013 9:37pm

your on a point break for one...i kind of expect it before i paddle out, then i dont get so hot.
sometimes the best thing to say is nothing ...just give them the stink eye and shake the head.
E T
E T

E T

QLD

2286 posts

19 Dec 2013 10:03pm
Jas, Jas, Jas,
The Golden Rule has been broken.
A couple of things need to be cleared up:-
1. It is Xmas holidays.
2. There has been no waves on the Points for quite a while.
3. Every man and his dog want a wave.
4. Every idiot and his brother are around thinking they are able to surf.

Where is the Golden rule that you have broken my dear Sunshine Coast friend?

right in front of your surf hungry eyes it is, isn't it.

That is right, you know what I am saying don't you.

DO NOT GO NEAR THE POINTS UNTIL AT LEAST FEBRUARY.

That way, you will not get angry. You will not get sore ankles and you will not swear.

You know it is true. I will not be breaking the GOLDEN RULE.

It is not worth it.

Please remember this.

ET.
smh
smh

smh

NSW

7269 posts

19 Dec 2013 11:03pm
You probably should have called him off before he paddled in. Doing this lets the drop in know your there . If he still drops in after that then you are within your rights to call him on it. How you do it is up to you.
Rabbs
Rabbs

251 posts

19 Dec 2013 8:18pm
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laceys lane said..

i wouldn't after my big day out 2 saturdays ago.

i look at things like this now - was it life threatening, are they stealing my car, am i out here for a good time, am i going to feel good after giving someone a mouthful.

cheers


Laceys episode should put things in perspective for all of us .....Cheers
MickPC
MickPC

8266 posts

19 Dec 2013 9:31pm
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jasdeking said..

im on the points and first time in months.... little tired .... got a few all is good

then picked up a nice one trimming along and this dude on a hire 666 softy knee paddles onto the wave and railroads it?

im tired and waited for that wave... and he just drops in right on my feet ..... i say "your a fucckkken idiot mate"

not like me at all

was i wrong?

i thought later i was :(



Thats totally ok mate...but heaps cooler not saying anything & just grabbing the front of there board as your passing & flipping them off the back
Tux
Tux

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

20 Dec 2013 8:52am
nah **** 'em bro....you went too light on IMO....give them a good spray and direct them to the shoulder or the car park depending on the level of kookness and size of the waves
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

20 Dec 2013 5:56am
It was Vanders who dropped in for sure

I'll let them know I'm behind with a little helloif their full on kook I'm have a nice word in a friendly manner,do it twice and you will cop a spray from Makaha.
weiry
weiry

QLD

5396 posts

20 Dec 2013 8:22am
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Tux said...
nah **** 'em bro....you went too light on IMO....give them a good spray and direct them to the shoulder or the car park depending on the level of kookness and size of the waves


Tux if your surfing qld points... You'll be spending a lot of time in the car park
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

20 Dec 2013 6:30am
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weiry said..

Tux said...
nah **** 'em bro....you went too light on IMO....give them a good spray and direct them to the shoulder or the car park depending on the level of kookness and size of the waves


Tux if your surfing qld points... You'll be spending a lot of time in the car park


So Tux enjoys a good coffee too
weiry
weiry

QLD

5396 posts

20 Dec 2013 10:21am
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62mac said...
weiry said..

Tux said...
nah **** 'em bro....you went too light on IMO....give them a good spray and direct them to the shoulder or the car park depending on the level of kookness and size of the waves


Tux if your surfing qld points... You'll be spending a lot of time in the car park


So Tux enjoys a good coffee too


Tux
Tux

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

20 Dec 2013 11:31am
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weiry said..


Tux said...
nah **** 'em bro....you went too light on IMO....give them a good spray and direct them to the shoulder or the car park depending on the level of kookness and size of the waves



Tux if your surfing qld points... You'll be spending a lot of time in the car park


That's why I live in Vic bro....as the water temp drops so does the number of kooks
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

20 Dec 2013 8:34am
Jas' post the mug shot of this guy,titled WANTED
weiry
weiry

QLD

5396 posts

20 Dec 2013 10:40am
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Tux said...
weiry said..


Tux said...
nah **** 'em bro....you went too light on IMO....give them a good spray and direct them to the shoulder or the car park depending on the level of kookness and size of the waves



Tux if your surfing qld points... You'll be spending a lot of time in the car park


That's why I live in Vic bro....as the water temp drops so does the number of kooks


I've done the vic thing, all yours
SP
SP

SP

10982 posts

20 Dec 2013 8:50am
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Tux said...
nah **** 'em bro....you went too light on IMO....give them a good spray and direct them to the shoulder or the car park depending on the level of kookness and size of the waves


What, no flicking the board at them.
BigSpazz
BigSpazz

NSW

946 posts

20 Dec 2013 1:01pm
no swearing required just do the micky dora

weiry
weiry

QLD

5396 posts

20 Dec 2013 12:31pm
By the look at that last photo there was another surfer in front of them
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

20 Dec 2013 10:33am
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weiry said..

By the look at that last photo there was another surfer in front of them


Bigspazz I reckon
BigSpazz
BigSpazz

NSW

946 posts

20 Dec 2013 1:41pm
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62mac said..

weiry said..

By the look at that last photo there was another surfer in front of them


Bigspazz I reckon



yer i got into a punch up at watties on monday night im a fighter not a lover in the surf
smh
smh

smh

NSW

7269 posts

20 Dec 2013 1:49pm
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BigSpazz said..

62mac said..

weiry said..

By the look at that last photo there was another surfer in front of them


Bigspazz I reckon



yer i got into a punch up at watties on monday night im a fighter not a lover in the surf


Did ya smack him with ya trunk ?
jasdeking
jasdeking

QLD

1820 posts

20 Dec 2013 12:51pm
thanks guys

all of the above is a crack up

weiry
weiry

QLD

5396 posts

20 Dec 2013 12:51pm
All my mates drop in on me... And after, they all say the same thing ..... Fark that paddle hurts in the back.
weiry
weiry

QLD

5396 posts

20 Dec 2013 12:53pm
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smh said...
BigSpazz said..

62mac said..

weiry said..

By the look at that last photo there was another surfer in front of them


Bigspazz I reckon



yer i got into a punch up at watties on monday night im a fighter not a lover in the surf


Did ya smack him with ya trunk ?


Bigspazz through a spazz
LateStarter
LateStarter

WA

589 posts

20 Dec 2013 11:09am
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MickPC said..
Thats totally ok mate...but heaps cooler not saying anything & just grabbing the front of there board as your passing & flipping them off the back


This manoeuvre, when performed correctly, is one of the greatest sights in modern surfing.
laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

20 Dec 2013 2:31pm
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BigSpazz said..

no swearing required just do the micky dora




i heard of a story a few years ago at one of the more crowded spots on the goldie were a guy flicked his board at another bloke, who was in the wrong- he lost an eye.


an eye for a drop in is a big price to pay


Ctngoodvibes
Ctngoodvibes

WA

1404 posts

20 Dec 2013 12:48pm
I told a dude off yesterday (in a polite way ) after he ran me over. He was so far on the shoulder and had plenty of room to avoid me. It was almost like he tried his best to hit me. He reply was just attitude....No apology nothing from him so I just let fly and called him a kook, dickhead etc and told him to go in. I am normally very mild mannered person and have never done that in the surf before (in 30 years of surfing). It didnt make me feel good at all but something about his attitude just sent me into a rage. I lost it and in hindsight with an attitude like that he needed someone to pull him into line.
I don't like arguing while doing something that is meant to relax me though (surfing).!!
BigSpazz
BigSpazz

NSW

946 posts

20 Dec 2013 3:54pm
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laceys lane said..

BigSpazz said..

no swearing required just do the micky dora




i heard of a story a few years ago at one of the more crowded spots on the goldie were a guy flicked his board at another bloke, who was in the wrong- he lost an eye.


an eye for a drop in is a big price to pay





even more reason to ride a longboard, nice rounded noses. That accident was more than likely a shortboard haha
MickPC
MickPC

8266 posts

20 Dec 2013 5:19pm
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LateStarter said..

MickPC said..
Thats totally ok mate...but heaps cooler not saying anything & just grabbing the front of there board as your passing & flipping them off the back


This manoeuvre, when performed correctly, is one of the greatest sights in modern surfing.


You tend to learn a bit of crowd control growing up surfing Triggs Point
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

20 Dec 2013 5:22pm
I can't remember the last time I was dropped in on.








Hang on it was Vanders,time before that Vanders and the time before that you guessed it Vanders
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