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laceys lane said...

chrispy said...
What mr.... All I can see is a starboard

You only see what you want to see.


It obvious you want a 666

I have enough of them mate. Hasn't been great of late to take them out.

I'm still chasing a board so I can get into this downwind caper though

Jesus Christ Lacey how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish

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thePup said..
Jesus Christ Lacey how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish

So you don't think much of the board then Pup

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Macaha said..

thePup said..
Jesus Christ Lacey how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish

So you don't think much of the board then Pup

no no hahaha I like the MR but that farken great blue behemoth is dominating the scene

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Macaha said..

thePup said..
Jesus Christ Lacey how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish

So you don't think much of the board then Pup

He knows how to pick a board purely by name.

Platypus
Wombat
Puffer Fish
whats next

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Macaha said..

Macaha said..

thePup said..
Jesus Christ Lacey how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish

So you don't think much of the board then Pup

He knows how to pick a board purely by name.

Platypus
Wombat
Puffer Fish
whats next

The Wizard's Sleeve

Something to consider Pup I like the Fist ****er - not sure how that would go down. So what you up to? Taking the fist ****er for a ride

After eight years in the business as one of surfing’s premier surfboard model namers, Ed Klonkfield, has run out of names and quit . “It was easy back in the day,” said Klonkfield, a 32 year old originally from Durban. He had started off as a ding fixer, progressed to Factory admin guy before finding his niche as a model namer, working freelance for some of the biggest surfboard companies in the business. “When I started we would just actually use the plane shape or design aspect of the board as inspiration,” he told Surf Europe. “My first big hit was the “Double Barrel” followed by the “Vee Reverse.” The shaper would tell me the shape, and I would do the rest. It was too easy.” “A board without a name, is like a girlfriend without a vagina,” says Klonkfield, rather weirdly.However with shaping machines improving all the time, it meant designs were coming out thick and fast, and they all had to be named. “It really picked up pace about five years ago. I’d come to work on a Monday, and I had four new board models to name,” he sighed. “But I was young and fresh, so I just saw it as a challenge. I had a good six month run on animals. The “Scorpian”, “Panther”, “Swordfish” and “Sloth” were all mine. I mean they had **** all to do with the plane shape, but the pressure was intense, I had to improvise.”
Online surfboard websites added to the volume and soon Klonkfield was literally coming up with random words and attaching them to surfboards. “By the time the “Fist ****er”, “Poison Dwarf” and “Sub Woofer” came out, I knew I was starting to struggle,” he continued. “The shapers would look at me like I was on acid, which incidentally at one stage I was. But I had to find means to get creative. I’m still not sure whether The DayGlo Dodo sold many units.” The alleged Klonkfield trying to summon some inspiration.Eventually Klonkfield cracked. “I was racking my brains and nothing was coming. I’d see a brand new model come out of the machine and I’d break into a sweat. The misspellings (“Monsta”, “Mavrick”, “Kicka Styx”) gave me a bit of time, but I knew I was finished. New kids were coming through with new names. I tried to go back to basics. But you try selling “Thruster Hybrid” to the market these days. They want so much more.”
After staring at one new model for two weeks and only coming up with “The Hipsta”, Klonkfield knew he had to go. “I was done. Now I’m not sure what I am going to do. It’s a pretty niche occupation. There is always wetsuits I suppose, but it’s just not the same…”


Read more at surfeuropemag.com/features/news/surfboard-model-namer-runs-out-of-names.html

Great find and read Ted

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Macaha said...

Macaha said..

thePup said..
Jesus Christ Lacey how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish

So you don't think much of the board then Pup

He knows how to pick a board purely by name.

Platypus
Wombat
Puffer Fish
whats next

Depends which week your selling one of your boards.

I think its pretty obvious your not happy my boards art has knocked yours off for six in one swoop.

but you got to stop blaming me and get in the room of mirrors and have a good long look at you art

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laceys lane said..

Macaha said...

Macaha said..

thePup said..
Jesus Christ Lacey how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish

So you don't think much of the board then Pup

He knows how to pick a board purely by name.

Platypus
Wombat
Puffer Fish
whats next

Depends which week your selling one of your boards.

I think its pretty obvious your not happy my boards art has knocked your off for six in one swoop.

but you got to stop blaming me and get in the room of mirrors and have a good long lpok at you art

Macahoo I think you hooked two wicked Barramundis with the bait

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Macaha said..

Macaha said..

thePup said..
Jesus Christ Lacey how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish

So you don't think much of the board then Pup

He knows how to pick a board purely by name.

Platypus
Wombat
Puffer Fish
whats next

the Cobra

^^^^
WTF spellcheck put Macahoo in geez there it is again Macahoo Macahoo bahahahahaha fark Techstuff is funny shizz sometimes Macahoo see there it again hahahaha

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Cobra said..

Macaha said..

Macaha said..

thePup said..
Jesus Christ Lacey how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish

So you don't think much of the board then Pup

He knows how to pick a board purely by name.

Platypus
Wombat
Puffer Fish
whats next

the Cobra

Nah mate - haven't Starbie got a Whopper

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Ted the Kiwi said..

?A board without a name, is like a girlfriend without a vagina,?

LOL

Thats what they all say when-----

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thePup said..

Cobra said..

Macaha said..

Macaha said..

thePup said..
Jesus Christ Lacey how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish

So you don't think much of the board then Pup

He knows how to pick a board purely by name.

Platypus
Wombat
Puffer Fish
whats next

the Cobra

Nah mate - haven't Starbie got a Whopper

starbie pfffft LL needs one of these

I've seen quite a few nice looking MR 2nd handy's over the last 18 months. Must be all the E state boys getting caught up in the mining thing.

Was seriously considering grabbing this for a gun coz it looks great. But I don't have the money or the waves...I'd end up with so many boards if Gumtree had a postal service & I had money during my drunken window shopping

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/sorrento/surfing/surfboard-m-r-mark-richards/1061355756

Nice looking board Lacey

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Macaha said..

Macaha said..

thePup said..
Jesus Christ Lacey how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish

So you don't think much of the board then Pup

He knows how to pick a board purely by name.

Platypus
Wombat
Puffer Fish
whats next

The Pimp Chimp.

Are we on page 3 with still no dimensions? Or did I doze off and miss them?

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laceys lane said..
Thats what they all say when-----

What ??? even the old biddy up in that window

Ill have a look for you and pm them. Don't want to interrupt the peanut gallery

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laceys lane said..
Ill have a look for you and pm them. Don't want to interrupt the peanut gallery

Farken what you're in here ya silly lookin' turtle fark me

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thePup said...

laceys lane said..
Thats what they all say when-----

What ??? even the old biddy up in that window

You would like her -she rubs herself on mango, s

House of mirrors got smashed by the storm Mr Puffer Fish,flooded

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laceys lane said..

thePup said...

laceys lane said..
Thats what they all say when-----

What ??? even the old biddy up in that window

You would like her -she rubs herself on mango, s

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Cobra said..

laceys lane said..

thePup said...

laceys lane said..
Thats what they all say when-----

What ??? even the old biddy up in that window

You would like her -she rubs herself on mango, s

well stone that bastard crow's illegitimate half-magpie runt ..... bloody Mangoes ARE just like boobies tender , sweet , 100% organic , firmish (no knee whackers in here thankyou very much) without being Bali-shopped , magnificent , voluptuous , veritable ..... boooooooobies tell that fruiterer to get stuffed

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thePup said..

laceys lane said..
Ill have a look for you and pm them. Don't want to interrupt the peanut gallery

Farken what you're in here ya silly lookin' turtle fark me

I put a board up - photos and all you can talk about is power points ffs


mac- are you say you flooded mate

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laceys lane said..

thePup said..

laceys lane said..
Ill have a look for you and pm them. Don't want to interrupt the peanut gallery

Farken what you're in here ya silly lookin' turtle fark me

I put a board up - photos and all you can talk about is power points ffs


mac- are you say you flooded mate

farken hell Lace you'll deep fry yourself

Not me,but Jim was in lock down mode so smashed a pizza and a couple of beers instead

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thePup said..

laceys lane said..

thePup said..

laceys lane said..
Ill have a look for you and pm them. Don't want to interrupt the peanut gallery

Farken what you're in here ya silly lookin' turtle fark me

I put a board up - photos and all you can talk about is power points ffs


mac- are you say you flooded mate

farken hell Lace you'll deep fry yourself

nar all low volt stuff pup two not even used

for those couple of folk that actually want to know about the board



i'ts 6' x 20 3/4" x 2 1/2". 34.5 lts