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chrispychru said...^^^^boofy,when i was in the shop years ago,i destroyed a big old monitor with a double ender dildo. the girls that were there to pick up some clothes,couldnt stop laughing which sent me into a bigger rage

You know, ever since this was posted, it's concerned me that your choice of the double ender may not have been the correct one for the job at hand i.e. smashing the crap out of a monitor.
Did you make a discerning choice when you gabbled the double dong or was it simply impulse?
Was it both impulsive, but subconsciously, a well informed choice?
Were you simply out of stock of all others such as the 18" black mambas or Errol's esophagus ticklers ?
So perplexed was I, I actually searched the net for a more suitable alternative in order to lay scorn upon you for your inappropriate selection.
The more I researched, the more I concluded that the use of the two headed monster was indeed the right tool for the job (should that be tools?).
It would be perfectly balanced, equally effective at either end , sufficiently weighty to deliver a good knockout blow using a short and efficient whip like action, and the simulated glans at either end would ensure comfort, with less chance loosing ones grip.
Good choice chrispy, I can't fault it.