Funny thread! Well done boys!

Ted, I save my energy for surfing! I know sports like Touch AFL just leave me with too much stiffness!

I know I'm getting older slowly, but that is also why I have just bought a KTM dirt bike, so I can pretend to be young! Getting the EFI mapping switch so I can ride around in old man 'slow' mode, or switch over to normal, and the optional Nitro Rocket mode when I grow some balls!!

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62mac said..

default said..

getting grey hair

but apparently the chicks dig it..?

its not working for me

me neither, just hoping I guess

You know you are getting old when instead of keeping a close eye on swell forecasts to see when the surf is picking up, you want to know when it's dropping off.

when you listen to some nuter in the park giving a surf lesson

old pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttt .... froff on forever - take yer dying somewhere else I reckon .... stick it up 'em that's what Teddy Whitten used to say

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day...Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.

^^^
Boom-Tish !!

... when you have a little trouble fitting into last year's wetsuit - and a lot of trouble getting out of it.

Getting old? When you remember Lionel with this hair style!

when you start taking Protein powder

You remember the last time NSW won a state of Origin series

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SP said..

You remember the last time NSW won a state of Origin series

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weiry said..

when you start taking Protein powder

When you get up to check the surf. Standing their watching in your "MAN" Ugg slippers and you don't even care what the young guys think