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monzy > 9 months ago, 20 May 2013

monzy

QLD

32 posts

20 May 2013 8:46pm

You know your getting old when.....

You start riding a longboard....just kidding!

Played 9's AFL tonight, which is non-contact, running out on my own when my hamstring goes ping - I've been hit by a sniper! There goes the old hamstring. Our team has just finished our 5th week of playing and we have averaged 1-2 injuries per week. Getting old!

How are you getting old?

62mac

24860 posts

20 May 2013 6:55pm

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monzy said..

You know your getting old when.....

You start riding a longboard....just kidding!

Played 9's AFL tonight, which is non-contact, running out on my own when my hamstring goes ping - I've been hit by a sniper! There goes the old hamstring. Our team has just finished our 5th week of playing and we have averaged 1-2 injuries per week. Getting old!

How are you getting old?

Mate I'm stronger now than I was 30 years ago,going good real good

sorry to hear about your hammy how long you out.

obct

NSW

3487 posts

20 May 2013 8:57pm

You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart

62mac

24860 posts

20 May 2013 6:59pm

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obct said..

You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart

hahaha classic mate

monzy

QLD

32 posts

20 May 2013 9:02pm

Off work tomorrow to get it looked at and assessed. I work a physical job that does not allow me to carry an injury, so i need to have it recover asap. I am going to ice it as much as I can tonight and hopefully it minimises damage. I am needing it to be right by Sunday as I have plans to travel up to the Tully River for a few days of fun. Yep....getting old!

thePup

13831 posts

20 May 2013 7:05pm

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obct said..

You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart

no mate - when ya can't crack a fat ya goooooooone ..... the bone of lerve is an essential

weiry

QLD

5396 posts

20 May 2013 9:09pm

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thePup said..

obct said..

You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart

no mate - when ya can't crack a fat ya goooooooone ..... the bone of lerve is an essential

+1 why bother living

monzy

QLD

32 posts

20 May 2013 9:12pm

This what I am looking forward to when I get really old....

weiry

QLD

5396 posts

20 May 2013 9:22pm

GOLD ...Monzy

Indodreaming

379 posts

20 May 2013 7:22pm

enni meani minni mo
how would you choose for the night

vanders1

QLD

3809 posts

20 May 2013 9:26pm

When you've got more hair growing out of your nose & ears than on your head.

62mac

24860 posts

20 May 2013 7:28pm

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vanders1 said..

When you've got more hair growing out of your nose & ears than on your head.

weiry

QLD

5396 posts

20 May 2013 9:33pm

you know when your getting old when

your wife says lets go upstairs and have sex

and you say ..i can't do both

when you wake up looking like your drivers licence photo

when you and your teeth stop sleeping together

weiry

QLD

5396 posts

20 May 2013 9:49pm

this morning when i went to push the lid up on the big skip with a 4"x2" and it comes back down and drives you in the head Feckn DH
but worst of all is the stupid black-eye sayings i have to put up with.. you should see the other guy

thePup

13831 posts

20 May 2013 7:53pm

Geez mate what the fark are you doing to that handsome moosh

bloody ouch

stuk

NSW

894 posts

20 May 2013 9:58pm

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obct said..

You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart

Or the leakage trickle down the leg after a piss

dotcomdotau

505 posts

20 May 2013 8:27pm

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weiry said..

Strewth mate, damn lucky it wasn't an eye ..... Must be your agility, obviously you're not THAT old

Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

20 May 2013 10:39pm

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stuk said..

obct said..

You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart

Or the leakage trickle down the leg after a piss

Stop it.

weiry

QLD

5396 posts

20 May 2013 10:58pm

true Dotcom

AnthonyG

259 posts

21 May 2013 10:42am

The bus driver asks if you have a pension card. Strangers you chat with call you 'Sir'. The surf is 6' and pumping, but you can't make it through the shorebreak. You no longer say your "going for a paddle", but say your "going for a float". You don't want to catch a wave, as that means you'll have to paddle back out again.Your favorite surf movies are all dated pre 1980. Your shortboard is 7'6". Your favorite surfer is Barry Kanaiaupuni.

Daneli

QLD

1538 posts

21 May 2013 1:18pm

you need the wifes glasses to read the menu at a restaurant

62mac

24860 posts

21 May 2013 11:29am

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Daneli said..

you need the wifes glasses to read the menu at a restaurant

worse when you need a man bag to carry them in

Cuttlefish

QLD

1332 posts

21 May 2013 5:05pm

When you think "Old guys rule" t-shirts are for all those young whipper snappers that ride them new fangled 9' shortboards.

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

22 May 2013 11:16am

You know your old when you start posting in the Seabreeze longboard forum

You know your really old when you start pimping Mct boards beacuse thats the only brand you can remember...

62mac

24860 posts

22 May 2013 9:40am

Very Nasty Tux

Tassiedevel

TAS

2249 posts

22 May 2013 11:47am

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Tux said..

You know your old when you start posting in the Seabreeze longboard forum

You know your really old when you start pimping Mct boards beacuse thats the only brand you can remember...

Haha , funny .

I reckon I knew I was old when I caught the best wave of the weekend , did my back in mid ride and had trouble getting the board off the beach and back to the car

I also realized recently that I am almost old enough to compete in the Masters class , now that's old !!

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

22 May 2013 11:56am

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62mac said..
Very Nasty Tux

Sorry bro...I'll make it up to you over dinner at 4:30...I take it you'll be having the soup as well?

MichaelR

NSW

862 posts

22 May 2013 6:32pm

You know you're old when you see a scantily clad woman and ask yourself, "do you think she's warm enough?"

Never walk past a toilet, never wast a hard on and never trust a fart.

default

1255 posts

22 May 2013 4:42pm

getting grey hair

but apparently the chicks dig it..?

62mac

24860 posts

22 May 2013 5:53pm

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default said..

getting grey hair

but apparently the chicks dig it..?

its not working for me

Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

22 May 2013 8:18pm

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MichaelR said..

You know you're old when you see a scantily clad woman and ask yourself, "do you think she's warm enough?"

Never walk past a toilet, never wast a hard on and never trust a fart.

Where the Hell is the MR photo trip thread?

Hope you having a blast on yr trip MR - we miss you in these parts

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