Your a very stern man Mr Scott,
Soccer truly is the world game. But I can never understand why they roll around on the ground and hold their legs as if broken.
then suddenly they are up and off as if nothing happened.

That has got me beat.
and why do they jump on each other's backs and hug and kiss so much? Are they all gay, couldn't be that many gay guys playing the same game.

Maybe be that is why it is so popular, with so many people coming out of the closet, this game is their game and they can openly display their male to male affection in front of a crowd without being shamed.

I wonder.

ET.