you know something

I really believe scotty and this thread is having a positive effect on my appreciation of wine and the finer things in life, just tonight my missus says to me "can yer help me get me Aldi goon bag open" .
I says to er, "not a problem me ol luv" and in a flash I've got the cardboard ripped perfectly along the perforated flap, the tap out and positioned correctly before delicately placing the flap back down to hold it all secure.
The dear little thing then rushes in, schooner glass in hand, and salivating for the first little tipple of the new vintage.
I bar her progress with me hand, she turns to me with a look of disgust, and just as she about to glass me I says to er, "no darl, not yet, ya gotta let it breath for 15 minutes"
Never thought I'd ever reach this level of so fist a cation